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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but they fantasize about Channing Tatum in a ski mask waiting in their bedroom as they come out of the shower and are already horny...

It's different when it's a toothless crackhead with a stinky wiener and a blade in their face waiting for them in a dirty alleyway.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

The property taxes really pisses me off. I can understand the need for an income tax, but that's based off you generating something in the first place.

But just owning property and owing taxes on it is total fucking bullshit. You should have the freedom to stop making money or fall on hard times without having to worry about paying for the shit you already own.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro, there's a movement of people that think the first Queen Elizabeth was legit a tranny.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +1 / -0

You guys please keep me posted on any names of people in this that need to be reelected, and people that need to get voted out.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 24 points ago +25 / -1

So sad to see the yellow dawn happening in our lifetimes.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did we elect a black president twice? Did we really?

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 7 points ago +7 / -0

WE LOVE SALTY, EVEN IF SALT QUEEN IS MADE UP!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Especially since we already have another "woman" there. Don't need Mike confusing things.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I were dying and someone leaned on my neck, I'd die! That's murder! ReEEEE!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 3 points ago +3 / -0

If it's "metaphysical" then explain what's getting put up that kids asshole.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not really, The shadow rapes him.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 29 points ago +29 / -0

I unclenched my asshole and pooped everywhere. HALP!!

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

They call it that because they just established the precedent that they can strip constitutional rights away to deal with a "public health crisis". So obviously guns are now a health crisis so they can be taken, and racism will be one next so they can take free speech.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only thing Kyle did wrong was missing Gaige Grosskreutz.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 11 points ago +12 / -1

Idiot libtards on reddit: "LOL. No one cares about syrup. Nice strawman."

Also idiot libtards on reddit: "Just don't be racist if you don't want your business destroyed... It's not that hard."

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah, he prefers pressure cookers. That's why he doesn't need an AR.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 7 points ago +7 / -0

How can they be banned from McDonald's if they aren't allowed in the country? Proof they aren't racist.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if black people are allowed to vote in china.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys know that "visibly unarmed" is total bullshit, right? Michael Brown was "visibly unarmed". Cops can't do an ocular patdown like Mac.

The lady that got shot was with a mob of people climbing over a barricade to rush towards the cop.

If I were a cop on the other side of that barricade I'd have shot too rather than let her swarm me or run past and then have to make a determination if the other 100 people following her were also "visibly unarmed".

Trump won the election, but that woman played a stupid game and won a stupid prize.

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