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YeBeTheJudge 15 points ago +15 / -0

Us bipolar Conservatives are a FEISTY FUCKIN’ BUNCH, though, too. If you want to see a liberal get wrecked in a debate, send GEOTUS at them, but if you want to see a liberal shut up for a minute and stand in disbelief while they watch a patriot get detained, send a bipolar patriot.

Source: bipolar and surrounded by bipolar conservative male neighbors. We’re bad at thinking before acting, but boy can we act.

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YeBeTheJudge 6 points ago +6 / -0

My wife doesn’t want Trump’s smiling portrait in our bedroom, on a specific wall where I absolutely think it should go. She says she likes it better in the kitchen, but can’t have sex in front of the President. I told her, “well put him on the bedroom wall and we’ll just have sex in the kitchen from now on.”

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YeBeTheJudge 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know, I’ve followed this black pill a very long time, and yet somehow the brazenness of this move is out of control. These people are actual Satanists. Unbelievable - the whole world is being run by legit Satanists! Lord Have Mercy and come round them up.

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YeBeTheJudge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mark these words: Trump will have those two forgotten very soon. The fact you’re here is, presumably, evidence that you know he’s not stupid. I’m no “trust the plan” kind of user - I trust the Man, because he hasn’t fucked up yet.

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YeBeTheJudge 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get downvoted when I try to explain that when you’re dealing with organized crime, you often whip asses in secret, otherwise you compromise your entire investigation. The same people who say Hillary’s probably wearing an ankle monitor somehow think I’m shilling for Barr when I say that. I don’t have a clue if Barr’s good or not, I’m just stating how this stuff works - and on good authority - but some of our friends don’t want to think about run-of-the-mill RICO investigative tactics, for whatever reason.

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YeBeTheJudge 2 points ago +2 / -0

The gang’s all here, patriot!

The problem is, recently-converted WalkAway libs are hanging out with us now, and they’re crazier than cat turds. They don’t know how to do any of this - they don’t laugh, they just freak the hell out on anything that moves. Give them time - with their new allegiances, after lockdown is ended they’ll find employment and start getting laid by people who have normal hairstyles. It should calm them down.

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YeBeTheJudge 1 point ago +1 / -0

My nephew’s autistic. He thinks “retard” is the funniest word in the world. I do not believe autistic folks are retarded (retarded: impeded, stunted, slowed), though I do believe that retarded folks have been rebranded as autistic simply because the word became “offensive”.

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YeBeTheJudge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Junk food, poor sanitation in the home, refusal to self-isolate (videos from my hometown in FL are showing small armies of the kids out on the street), high blood pressure due to bad diet - just Democrat things. Ghettoes are a creation of Democrats, so maybe they can... own it.

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YeBeTheJudge 9 points ago +10 / -1

War don’t care much for ISPs, when it comes around, friend.

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YeBeTheJudge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Book of Job says the devil plays a pretty damned burdensome hand himself, though, so... Armor Of God, I guess?

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YeBeTheJudge 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hope I’m not presumptuous in saying we all know a loosely-allied war against China is underway to free America and parts of Europe from China’s industrial stranglehold on the earth.

It’s going to be WWIII.

Spez: I’m not saying this is good news, and the people who would wage war on China are not necessarily our friends.

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YeBeTheJudge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well. I suppose it’s their God-given right to boog, but that’s the business of that state and its people, not mine. I hope you stand firm, Cali-pedes.

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YeBeTheJudge 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about hotel workers? We aren’t being given a break at all, and unbelievably, our properties aren’t empty; mine’s had a number of knuckleheads fleeing NY and I’m forced to deal with them or not have a job. Fun Fact: they don’t respect social distancing at fucking all and many of them are old ladies with bad attitudes who don’t believe the virus is even real.

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YeBeTheJudge 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s fucking unreal, is my bullshit meter fucked up after so much bullshit? If this is real, it’s all the proof that you need to lock these fuckers in an insane asylum. Unbelievable.

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YeBeTheJudge 25 points ago +25 / -0

I think it’s simpler than that: these fucking decadent rapists want us to lose, they want us as their hosts because they’re a fucking disease, and this man who wishes to stop them has become their enemy. It’s extremely simple. He has walked in and turned the light on while they’re abusing us, and now they’re trying to attack him because they would rather keep abusing us. Because it makes them happy, and he is trying to stop it. It’s simple.

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YeBeTheJudge 27 points ago +27 / -0

We do not take joy in our preparedness to march on DC and demand that these repeat offenders are kicked out of the House and the Senate, with a very clear and very concise message that they have done quite enough to hurt Americans in a very blatant fashion.

The media would shit on us as they already do, the stay-at-home shitlibs would make fun of our patriotism as they already do, and Pantifa would suddenly find themselves in the position of being ‘called’ to defend ancient establishment politicians - which is interesting, right? It would be an interesting time.

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YeBeTheJudge 3 points ago +3 / -0

How else is Shaqueefa supposed to make money off of this shit? OKAY, so now she can’t sell it on the street and yall asses tryna say this kween can’t return the shit? Yall rayciss

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YeBeTheJudge 4 points ago +4 / -0

listen, fat -

here’s the deal, I - you said what, I meant here’s the veal, uh, the - it’s the deal and here it is, I don’t work for you, jack. of course it’s gonna hurt him but it... see, in a Biden senatorship I mean pregnancy, uh, presidency. See, I won’t have to apologize to anybody. When I was 24 years old I was testing rocks for radiation in Taipan, and I was saving lives, and one of these doorknob lickers come and say, they go “you turnt, you picked - what are you doing kicking rocks over, you left one sideways it fell back down and squashed my friend’s tomato bush”. And I still got an award for excellent service. So you won’t - I won’t be apologizing, I’m gonna turn this country around.

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YeBeTheJudge 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s that thing where She-Chin Dingdong gets his fucking Winnie The Pooh-shaped shadow burnt into the ground at the exact moment some Disney rep is sucking his nub.

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YeBeTheJudge 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this isn’t a Silence Of The Lambs reference, I’ll be disappointed.

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YeBeTheJudge 1 point ago +3 / -2

The problem with “stats, studies and numbers” is that we’re still being asked to take the word of powerful strangers. Therefore anyone arguing here is clueless, because we have no eyewitness experience, we’re not running high-tech labs in our homes. I try not to use uncouth language here, folks, but don’t be fucking stupid.

“Buh-buh-but scientists/China/experts say...” is the same logic climate change shills keep getting their asses handed to them over, to hilarious effect.

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