Look busy, we don't want the voters to figure out what is going on.

Um Michael, it will be you that is leaving. Perhaps there will be a job for you in the never Trump party.

What about my jigwire.

Thank you for your faith. Mine died on the rice patties of Vietnam.

If you think the world is over populated, do the honorable thing and off yourself. Maybe it's not as bad as you first thought.

Suit yourself. But the God that I have seen over the past 75 years is fickle, arbitrary, capricious and I want no part of him/her/it.

Are we talking about the same God that drown all of his children, women and children, or is this the God that let millions of his 'chosen' be gassed or burned. 1/3 of the world population killed by plague, is that the God ya'll are talking about?

Time for Texas, Florida, other red states to declare their independence. Nullify Washington and set up a new republic, and constitution. Tic-tock time's a wastin'.

I gotta tell you guys that some of you come up with the best stories and hopeium I have ever seen. All of what you say is possible, but none of what you say is likely.

Remember he had help from Turtle Boy.

Just as well. Al Gore told me that polar bears would be extinct by now.

Make your hot chocolate with white chocolate. Problem solved

Interesting theory... Would you like fries with that?

I have lived a long life. I'm pissed that this blatent election fraud is going to stand, I hate the direction of our country. Frankly, the way I feel tonight I think I would just rather perish than have everlasting life.

But you can file for unemployment and welfare during your breaks.

Lindsay doesn't have a dildo, he has government pages and interns.

Good job.

The Cadbury gay "cum-in-my-mouth" cream egg is an Easter product.

You'll need to change your name to Rip Van Winkle.

Sounds like population control is working. Soon we will all be dead. But houses in California will finally be affordable.

Barack Obama was hoping Joe would get him off the bottom of the list.

Up 75 cents in my area in one month alone. Prepare for massive inflation. Economy can not support these prices.

Sooner rather than later would be good.

There is another election coming and we want to keep mail-in voting.

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