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zettapede 55 points ago +55 / -0

Please link the apology. I'd like to shit-talk them.

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zettapede 2 points ago +3 / -1

They want us dead. This isn't just Trump vs. Biden. This is life vs. death. Good vs. evil.

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zettapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Sir, you can't be in here without a mask."

"Call the police."

Done.

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zettapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

That rabbit needs a gun

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zettapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

To rate integrity credibly one must first possess credibility.

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zettapede 1 point ago +2 / -1
  1. Nurses don't wear stethoscopes. But they do on TV.
  2. There is no hospital in America where this is an acceptable nursing outfit.
  3. The outfits match and are coordinated from left to right. In real hospitals everyone wears their own (i.e. non-matching) scrubs.
  4. Nobody is wearing a mask. There isn't a hospital in America right now where staff isn't required to wear a mask. But if you want to show smiling faces of your actors, you wouldn't hide those behind masks would you?
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zettapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Not an option" is the opposite of lending your support.

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zettapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send your husband. We need fighting-age men. And he needs your support.

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zettapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Think about this: They didn't do any work and it still took them two hours.

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zettapede 20 points ago +21 / -1

Do you require assistance converting your guitar into a working flamethrower?

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zettapede 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen and I am stupider for having given it any attention.

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zettapede 0 points ago +1 / -1

If you fail to meet your legal obligations you should be sent to jail. Just like any of us would be.

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zettapede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fun fact: Julian was originally wanted for extradition to sweden for getting too much pussy.

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