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ZombieConstitution 9 points ago +9 / -0

Absolutely agree. Much as we may roll our eyes every time he complains about POTUS not acting presidential, it allows a safe area for normies to go, "yeah I don't like what he says or how he says it, buuuuuut..." with Tim.

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ZombieConstitution 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know what, didn't consider that, but it makes sense. Pretty sure the only reason they gave this to Biden at all was because if he was running for President, then you can't try to charge him with his Ukrainian crimes, because that would be ElEcTiOn InTeRfErEnCe. Could definitely see them trying to save Rice the same way.

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ZombieConstitution 8 points ago +8 / -0

At this point I'm fully under the impression that the only thing McCarthy did wrong was that he didn't go far enough. Didn't pull the weeds out by the roots, and now they've grown deep.

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ZombieConstitution 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even worse, when our POTUS does that shit, we get all riled up and celebrate it. This is the exact opposite of the subdued, sleepy American people that they want.

Ol' Charlie really said it best, when it came to us. Just replace Russians with the rest of the whole fucking world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ2naeD5EJA

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ZombieConstitution 8 points ago +8 / -0

It certainly is. Been seeing more of us realize this everyday. This hasn't been Right verses Left or even Right vs Wrong for a long time, now. And they're trying to flank us from every side imaginable.

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ZombieConstitution 21 points ago +21 / -0

Get biblical. Millstone tied around their neck, and then drop them into the nearest body of water.

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ZombieConstitution 5 points ago +5 / -0

Before this is all said and done, I'm fully expecting a full frontal attack on the White House. They'll get mowed down before they can even climb the fence, but they might be desperate enough that they'll need the martyrs to stir up more fervor for their cause. Or to distract from something else.

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ZombieConstitution 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ngl, my favorite thing about most Trump Converts is that they're jolly as fuck. It's like the weight of the world just got lifted off their shoulders, they can see clearly, and life is fucking great. It's almost like watching babies taking in the world for the first time, with amazement and laughter.

The only thing I like to see more, is when they start to realize just how deep the rot goes, how long America's been being fucked up the ass and used and abused, how we've been unknowingly complicit in allowing horrors like human trafficking to happen all over our land, and they become righteously furious.

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ZombieConstitution 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I die, I want COVID-19 to be my pallbearer, so it can let me down one last time.

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ZombieConstitution 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biggest difference between Americans and Europeans is our Christmas War Stories.

We can have peace and love for each other after we're sure that our Liberty is safe.

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ZombieConstitution 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have to go with someone "completely unexpected", right? They can't actually just give it to Kamala, after she had to drop out of the race because she couldn't get enough support in her own state. The only logical sense would be, if they're desperate enough to do this, to put in someone with as close to a spotless background as they can, someone who hasn't been drug through the political mud.

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ZombieConstitution 1 point ago +1 / -0

tfw you start thinking about your ancestry and realize that Macedonians and Mongolians have a whole lotta reparations to give you

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ZombieConstitution 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never understood women like her who don't lower their voices, speaking from experience as a woman who was done dirty by puberty and came out the other end with a naturally high pitched voice. I spent years training myself to get a more diverse speaking range, and to speak in my lower pitch when talking to others, so whatever I was saying was actually taken seriously instead of ignored. And also, you know, so people would actually want to speak with me instead of trying to end conversations as quickly as possible.

Br'er Bear was probably chewing the kayak so that he crunching noise could maybe drown out her screeching.

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ZombieConstitution 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to dust off that ol' Socratic Method and start casually leading those horses to water. We can't make them drink, but we can at least get some of them to the point where they start to see there's more out there than just WaPo opinion pieces.

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ZombieConstitution 4 points ago +4 / -0

One familiar step for America, one giant leap for Capitalism!

Looking forward to seeing what Boeing is going to put forward to compete with.

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ZombieConstitution 25 points ago +25 / -0

Was about to say, stress and high levels of adrenaline will also cause irregularities.

Oh, but what am I saying with my bigoted biology? Clearly it has to be the cops being mad scientists running experiments

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ZombieConstitution 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly the kind of shit that I think of immediately whenever someone starts trying to talk to me about getting us an NHS in the States. It's absolutely disgusting, and one of the few things that I really couldn't help getting super heated about when debating with my liberal friends( pre-2016, when we were still sort of allowed to have political discussions). I'd have a couple of examples like this one, from Europe and Canada, and I'd almost invariably get a response of something like, "Yeah that sucks but it really unlikely to happen," and I'd blow up on them. The way they'll pick and choose when "One is too many" and when a tragedy is a statistically rare anomaly that we don't have to worry about drives me nuts, and shit like this? Not rare. Not rare at all. We just usually only hear about it happening with very young children because that's what'll get the most clicks on articles.

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ZombieConstitution 1 point ago +1 / -0

Best part of this is when, after dishing out a quick punishment, Burrito Pede sits back down and explains in simple words where the Masked Assaulters done did fucked up, and casually just waits for the cops to show up.

Absolutely Rad

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ZombieConstitution 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit, I thought it was just a joke.

God is real, and he has a sense of humor.

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ZombieConstitution 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you believe in America, no matter your political affiliation, they hate you. We are the biggest obstacle in the way of their Orwellian One World Government "utopia".

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