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ZombieVote2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was my comeback to "come at me mother fuckers". I was doing my best liberal impersonation. I guess it didn't translate very well into text but I'll keep trying to do better!

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ZombieVote2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think my favorite argument at this point is "but the vaccine lessons the symptoms". It does? Most people have mild or flu symptoms. So how do you know how someone would have responded to catching covid in the wild? Lunacy. Oh, that and "you still have to wear a mask". Go fuck yourselves.

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ZombieVote2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's very important that victims find new ways to be victimized. Otherwise you might run low on all that attention you are seeking. I gotta say, I did NOT see fart rape coming though.

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ZombieVote2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I don't want to say if I'll pack the supreme court, it'll distract from the election." "I don't want to tell you my covid plan, I'll tell you after the election". "I don't know if we'll prosecute illegal immigration."

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ZombieVote2024 6 points ago +7 / -1

At least we know the rules now. Before November, I didn't even know there was a game on.

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ZombieVote2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

You tend to get more conservative as you age. Old people are the only ones dying of the coofy snuffles. But, it's probably something nefarious.

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ZombieVote2024 26 points ago +26 / -0

For being the party of Science™, liberals sure don't seem to want to know much science.

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ZombieVote2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nothing will happen to him. If they want to replace him with a different lapdog,the globo-homos will remove him, but he's not exactly going to serve jail time. He'll probably just end up being a senator.

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ZombieVote2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm hoping they get the pushback on it they deserve. Once upon a time, they had us by the balls with forced school vaccinations. You want to send your kid to school? Take the vaccines. But at this point, some kids haven't been in school so long and have found there's a TON of resources for homeschooling (we homeschool and the number of new families is insane), parents could just say "fuck public school" in a lot of cases. That's the gamble the Dems took by keeping schools closed too long. Parents would have figured it out by now. So I'm hoping many families don't return to school and it takes the wind out of sails for forcing anyone. Employers can try but you can always find other work. I don't say that to be flippant. I know that can be difficult in some situations. But generally, many people could find other work. Enough, I hope, to scare businesses into fucking the fuck right off or lose all their worker bees.

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ZombieVote2024 169 points ago +171 / -2

This is great. I've never been political before and don't even know how to take the first step. But I saw Scott Presler will be near me next month and I'm going to go hear him, he's giving trainings on stuff like this. I'm very grateful to Scott for his time, your buddy for helping you get started, and anyone else who is training the rest of us morons who want to help but don't quite know what to do. Lol

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ZombieVote2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh shit. I do remember that story. I thought you meant mandatory for customers.

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ZombieVote2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

They probably aren't lying. If you didn't cycle the tests a million times until you get the answer you want and then count everything from ladder falls to motorcycle accidents as covid, we'd have the same numbers here.

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ZombieVote2024 21 points ago +21 / -0

It won't bring that boy back, but I also feel retaliatory about this particular story. Especially if they would not increase capacity and all the other stories I keep reading. But I'm not sure what's true in this situation and what's folklore. That poor, poor family. It's so sad.

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ZombieVote2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

I thought the CEOs were pushing back against the vaccine because it'll likely hurt their profits. Where did you read they wanted vax requirements?

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ZombieVote2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Semen flavored bubble gum, that's my guess.

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ZombieVote2024 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let me guess. "Don't need a man". But it left out the part, nobody wants you, you filthy creature.

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ZombieVote2024 0 points ago +2 / -2

Where are the neighborhoods? Because "bad" neighborhoods have one thing in common. Scarcity of resources. Poverty. I'll take whatever situation lands me in a middle class neighborhood, regardless of how the colors shake out in that neighborhood.

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ZombieVote2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll make it bilingual. They still want our money. English will be listed second in smaller font.

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