EVERYONE CLAPPED
Why not just deport all Muslims while they’re at it.
In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston ate four dozen eggs daily when he was a child. That’s fourty-eight eggs a day. As an adult he adds another dozen, tallying up to sixty eggs a day. This is nothing short of genocide.
My theory for why Gaston is beloved by the townsfolk is that some time prior to the start of the movie, France was overrun with poultry. Helpless at the claws of the chickens, the people of France were preparing to abandon their country, when a lone child stepped forward. “I’ll eat the eggs”, a young Gaston bellowed, “And I will save our homeland”. And so it was, Gaston ate and ate until he was roughly the size of a barge. How the cholesterol didn’t kill him can only be attributed to his inhuman fortitude. This is where the story turns tragic.
What Gaston hadn’t accounted for was developing an addiction to the eggs. As he aged, he ate more and more, and with the chicken-crisis over, his addiction began costing him financially. There’s a scene during Gaston’s song where he motions to a wall full of his hunting trophies. But why are they there? Does he own the bar? No, he sold them for egg money. The fact he never brings up his egg addiction or his prior heroism can be attributed to another one of Gaston’s defining character traits: his struggle to be emotionally open, and his modesty. It’s not easy being the man who saved France.
I think the saddest scene is when Belle shows Gaston the book, and he holds it upside down. See, Gaston seems brutish, but remember - his entire childhood was spent eating eggs. He didn’t have time for an education; he sacrificed his upbringing for his countrymen. He can’t even hold a book correctly. What Gaston wants to say, what he’s struggling to articulate, is “Belle, I’m dying. A life long diet of a quite frankly insane number of eggs has left my body bloated with tumors. Before I shove off this mortal coil, I want children, who might experience a world without the oppression I have suffered”. Belle cruelly mocks him, which goes to make you wonder who the real beast is.
When Gaston sees the Beast in the mirror, two thoughts run through his head. First, he sees his countrymen in danger once more, and despite being riddled with egg-tumors, wants to lead the masses to one last charge of glory since fighting for France is all he knows. Second, he realizes Beast’s head is about a month’s worth of egg-money. So he sieges the castle, and in one of Disney’s most tragic moments, plummets to his death.
Another reason Gaston wants to marry Belle is because, as mentioned above, all he knows how to do is to fight for France and its people. Gaston saw Maurice as a genuine danger, and he’s not wrong; consider the hellish contraption Maurice created. One look at that war machine and Gaston hatched a plan; marry Belle, and get close enough to Maurice to talk him down. Mind you, he did love Belle, and wanted to be the father of her children, but the danger presented by Maurice forced his plan into action immediately. When that fell through, he had no choice but to throw Maurice in the asylum (something marrying Belle would have fixed, since he would once again be close enough to Maurice to influence him). All in all, the failure was one of articulation.
Gaston is the protagonist of Beauty and the Beast.
No. I’ve remained a registered Democrat but been voting MAGA candidates since 2016.
He could have sent all of the emails to Crowdstrike if they really wanted to get to the bottom of it. Now Blompf’s campaign is finished.
I’m out as gay but still mostly in the Trump closet. Major respect to you ✊
Joe Biden couldn’t figure out how to tie his own shoes.
How does a computer work?
It’s a trap for the MSM. If they acknowledge that the data taken from that laptop proves that Biden is a loving dad then it follows that the data is real and also that the Bidens are a crime family.
The emails are on the same hard drive as the photos. If the photos are real the emails are real.
Except it further proves that the photos are coming from a real Biden-family laptop, something Snopes is downplaying as of today.
INDICTMENTS IMMINENT
Dems couldn’t decide where gays ranked versus terrorists in the diversity hierarchy to know if they should be outraged or not.
Quoting for truth. Pulse massacre was a wake-up call to me (a gay former democrat voter)
“Hey guyz! I’m a real journalist!! See?”
What, you’re saying “Trump is a big fat Nazi (derisive laughter)” isn’t funny?
“Try not to do it again, ok?”
Correct, Facebook isn’t “responsible” for this any more than Gmail would be responsible if you emailed kiddie porn images to John Podesta. Or making your phone company “responsible” if you call someone and conspire to commit a felony.
The endgame result of making tech firms responsible for things users do on their platforms is complete government regulation of free speech online, mass censorship (beyond anything that is already happening), and ultimately Chinese tech supremacy when U.S. companies are prohibited from using encryption.
At this rate Trump should just come out and admit that WuFlu is a dempanic hoax, and it is over.
That’s what insurance is for. It was a mostly peaceful fire!
MKULTRA is still a thing, the CIA just spun it out and privatized it. They have ways of coercing mentally unstable individuals (this soycurity guard was clearly unstable), and it’s always false flag shit or to provoke a response. Doesn’t always go according to plan (Vegas shooter) but complete accuracy is not necessary at the timeline they’re operating under. This is not about the election, the goal is to provoke a martial law scenario.
Fake and definitely gay, but still funny!
I do this too. But for real I don’t know who these people are but they have my phone number. For all I know they’re trying to dox me or worse.
He’s the fall guy