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actualJoeBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've gotten more joy from individual pancake breakfasts than the entire NBA this year.

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actualJoeBiden 9 points ago +9 / -0

I do the same thing all the time! I'm gonna be a great senator.

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actualJoeBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'll be on a 3k acre ranch with the settlement money.

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actualJoeBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike runs the whole show

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actualJoeBiden 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not good enough. She should use her hot mic to talk over the democrats and verbally assail them during every pause.

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actualJoeBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't worry y'all. If the poor boys ever do something like this, we'll round those boys up and send em to a Chinese gulag. I like Ovaltine. Commalala said the frosting on this tea is cold. Thabk you!

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actualJoeBiden 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've haven't pulled mine back in through the trouser hole yet.

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actualJoeBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Malarkey! Ol' Kemp is downstairs with Hunter and they're drinking Ovaltine and smoking the gnome stones that Hunter found under the fountain in the cellar-shed. They're squealin while I'm stea.........ring myself to the kitchen for some hash browns. I like yellow Corvettes!

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actualJoeBiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

My sundowners is in full swing this late, so bear with me. First, I like Ovaltine. Have you tried Ovaltine? Good stuff. Second, I'm going to create tens of millions of Chinese jobs. Third, I like hash browns. Fifth, Hunter is a noble man and has made us all so proud. To go from crackwhore to one of the most prominent consultants in the Ukrainian energy sector overnight with nothing more than a tall glass of Ovaltine is undheard of. You've heard of me. You've heard Marisa use those swear words. Ken Bone gave me a sweater. Fourth, the Poor Boys are the greatest threat to China that we've ever seen. Thank you, and good morning.