Step 1: Play Monopoly
Step 2: Wipe the floor with them; show NO MERCY! Trump Hotels EVERYWHERE.
Step 3: If they cry and whine like a little bitch and don’t ever want to play again; SOCIALIST.
Step 4: If that fiery little bastard wants to play again and whip your ass; LEGEND IN THE MAKING; you’ve parented well!
Come on frens, we can do this! While we’re at it, we can petition to ban oxygen as it’s oxygen that causes fires to spread and grow in the precious environment!
IF THIS IS A PSY-OP, THEN THEY’VE CONVINCED 75%+ OF AMERICA THAT WAR WITH CHINA IS JUSTIFIED... LET’S HOPE THE US WASN’T SOLD OUT FKR ANOTHER WAR
Hi FRENS! Scotland is no longer part of EU, but our country is still lost. Can I get some FRENS from the US to help me recover the most glorious, green nation in the world? The land of Mother Trump!