We need a catchphrase:

Drain the same swamp, again!

Drain the same swamp, again!

Some officer types are joining the revolution.

When two become one, they're both fucked.

Does it even matter?

You guessed wrong but, it makes no difference!

You still sound wise, echoing scott adams - s'not like anybody's gonna look for the killer's mugshot.

'Cept me.

There's three more unlicensed horseshoes, still out there.

Doubt it.

I realize that both sides are dressed, all in black, and hooded.

Proper hand-to-hand combat.

It's true but, you people are so fucking ignorant, information might harm you, at this point.

Whiteness was invented as a response to blackness, as black slaves joined/took over from white/irish ones - what of it?

'Black' nobleman of the 17th century were described as, 'dark in complexion' in census records - what the fuck about it, you shit-kicking morons?

Oh dear.

Euggh!

Enough oom to swing a cat.

The rooftop restaurant is hiring bus boys.. shit!

Just go up to the roof.

skeptical but lazy.

Remove all doubt - update your avatar to a selfie of your lady-garden.

Image needs more satan.

Taters grow themselves, even in shallow soil.

When they break the surface, throw more soil over them.

They can stay in the ground, til you're hungry!

Or, dig them up, sun-dry them, and don't wash them til you eat them.

Heavy paper sack is ideal storage.

Why does castro look, even, the slightest bit alarmed?

EAT.THE.RICH...

and make clothing with the leftovers! Trudeau-skin jacket, anyone?

Visit my website and learn how to make a bracelet from teeth. Paired with amalgam earrings, you'll be the envy of the revolution.

Never lose your keys again, with this, handy key-holder, made from hands.

www.cornonthecob.com

Bullshit.

And you shouldn't be in syria, stealing their oil.

There's nuttin' worse than a self-hatin' jihadist. -Alice Snackbar.

Vlarg the disruptor, unblinking, considered the right earth-man's proposal.

Free the state of unity from the steely grip of davos the wef, and be richly rewarded - all of the women of the left earth, or a night with kayley of the mcennaney.

"The sum total of deviant meat would be substantial", he considered.

"But that's kayley mac! Sign me up!"

How do you type, accurately, with a cock in each hand, you shill-faggot?

Hey, error-prone!

Still sore in the ass, faggot?

Since we turned you into a sister-fucker, you seem to have a spring in your step.

Shame you don't know your yen from your yuan - moron!

Hurlow.

G'night, vrybody.

Your mom - she talks in her sleep, and i talk back.