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afro54 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sea-horses've been getting away with it, for long enough.

'Sides which, this particular specimen would make a whole lotta candles.

I can picture it now:

"Free soap, for the nation!"

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afro54 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like, lockjaw?!

They can't all be close-personal friends of michelle obama!

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afro54 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks, sweetheart. But, you made me realise that there is something I don't know. I'm assumptive, so I'm told (by you) and, you already know (everything, apparently) so.. I'd like to ask you a question, and I'll assume that your dislike of strangers doesn't make you (too) dishonest.

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afro54 2 points ago +2 / -0

The team works!

Between us, we have all the answers.

I had the same experience with glasses, so I stopped reading stuff but, to be honest, this coffee tastes like gravy!

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afro54 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or..

The opticians are the real problem!

The slippery slope, starts with an eye-chart.

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afro54 1 point ago +2 / -1

So long as you don't moderate the site, there it is.

Very few posts celebrate trump.

You might be the boss of chuck schumer, but you ain't the boss of me!

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afro54 2 points ago +2 / -0

I enjoyed that flim.

But then, my name is chad.

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afro54 2 points ago +2 / -0

That family photo - something's gone very wrong, there.

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afro54 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a (cock) trap!

Between us, we worked it out.

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afro54 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't get that idea, either!

Maybe it's, 'Look Ma - no fillings!'

And, another thing - is it mandatory that they wear glasses?!

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