You are a liar, and the father of lies.
Something like that.
If you're listening to their argument, you're failing, already.
That is all.
Nearly!
This one chick tried to tell me that I'm stuck with old-fashioned notions like 'good' and 'evil'. That I'm stuck with my 'three-dimensional' concepts and cannot recognise higher dimensions!
Well, you can imagine - I slapped her with the concept of a 'singularity' and, by the time I set her straight on fractal dimensions, she rolled over, and let me tickle her tummy.
It was cute, overall, and I didn't feel compelled to hear Lucifer out.
It's been that sort of a day.
Does everybody realise that Venezuela had a toilet-paper crisis, on its way to extinction?
The gov't had to nationalise the paper factories.
Now the paper - their currency - is dumped on the ground, and worthless.
Might as well wipe y'arse with it!
It's cheaper than buying TP, hee-hee!
One hundred times, in three days, you say?
Sounds urgent!
You need bigger and better assumptions, eh?
Well, if it wasn't for your head-injury, I'd ask you what you make of the bombers that entered the taiwan ADIZ, in the last three days?
The bombers, as opposed to the fighter jets that did the same, 380 times in the last 365 days, course.
Whatever rocks your world, sweetheart.
I'm guessing your anal swab will be a rolled-up towel.