Can you just put one in your bedroom window?

Ugh she’s ugly enough with the hijab. Can’t unsee this.

He needs another “Because you’d be in jail...” moment

OH SHIT

Lol Americans really are waking up. This type of propaganda likely does more to hurt than help. Probably why GEOTUS won’t let up. Expose big tech and Fake News!

Oh shit. That’s amazing!

Don’t feel bad. You just found yourself mixed up in a thread of quoted lines from Big Lebowski. Pretty funny movie

Listen, c’mon man! I’m the guy that coined the term slurpee! Look at the other guy! You can’t go into a 7-11 these these days that’s not owned by Indians. What was I saying?

Please clap.

The Bee's writers can take a bit of a creative break for the next 40 days.

Also, SHITPOST

Unfortunately this is just a small taste of what’s to come.

Just called it. It’s still online

They’re handing out free plywood? That shit is expensive right now. If I was nearby, I’d pick up a bunch to make MAGA yard signs

Could this be their plan?

Dems today: “we changed our minds. Let’s vote in person via secret ballot!”

Late October comes around...

CDC: “The virus is now airborne! Stay inside or everyone dies!”

Dems: “oh damn, looks like now we’ll have to mail ballots to everyone after all. We’re not making it up though, really, we WANTED to vote in person. Look at these old tweets!”

Dems: (ballot harvesting, etc. steals election .)

CDC: “oops we were wrong. Virus is no biggy. You can go outside now, but wear your masks!”

Unfortunately, the city removed it the next day.

And down the rabbit hole you will go...

Quaid bricks

A nobody with severe TDS who has spent the last 4 years...day and night....waiting for trump to tweet so he can be first to respond. Just another paid shill like those Krassenstiens. Not a practicing doctor.

Orange sky bad!

None of those bullet points even make any sense. Most of them are just “feelings”. I am so tired of being told that “feelings” are the most important thing in the world. Pure narcissism.

Funny...I don’t remember voting for twatter to be able to determine if the information given by my president Is valid or not...

This could change everything

I wonder if you posted this on twatter how long it would take before the permabans and the doxxing starts

And now she’s a criminal justice reform advocate?? Honk honk