Buy some $GME and never trust a politician, ever.

Andrew Jackson, I am given to understand, was a patriot and a traitor. He was one of the greatest generals, and wholly ignorant of the art of war. A brilliant writer, elegant, eloquent, without being able to compose a correct sentence or spell words of four syllables. The first of statesmen, he never devised, he never framed, a measure. He was the most candid of men, and was capable of the most profound dissimulation. A most law-defying law-obeying citizen. A stickler for discipline, he never hesitated to disobey his superior. A democratic autocrat. An urbane savage. An atrocious saint.

99.5% of the votes went to Biden

0.05% went to Trump

The most brutal dictators in the history of the world have never seen odds this heavily in their favor.

Biden:

• done campaigning before noon regularly
• children not campaigning for him

Trump:

• done campaigning after midnight regularly
• whole family out campaigning for him
• children not smoking crack
• children have no extensively documented narcissistic behavior in the wild as blackmail for father

Rhetorical. And ridiculous.