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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Experiments in dick sucking" sounds like a science project. Was there a study model? Is the data in an excel sheet somewhere? What was the "scope" of this experiment, exactly?

Or.. did you just get drunk and offer all your rommates awkward blowjobs?

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akira2501 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

Our weapon systems just make us vulnerable to asymmetric warfare. It's why goat fuckers can beat us.

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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sue them. Does Canada not have a system like the USA's FOIA? Those are your cameras. You paid for them with taxes. The government operates them on your behalf.

They need to explain why they turned your cameras off.

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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a group of people who just hate to admit that the free market can lead to negative outcomes just as easily as positive ones. Particularly when the size and power of that company vastly outstrips the size and power of any bureaucratic office that might keep them in check.

Our government has a three way check and balance system for a reason, claiming that it can then preside over a laissez faire market is just odd.

Instead of confronting that, it's maybe easier to imagine that the company is infested by literal demons with a plan to destroy all humanity.

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akira2501 6 points ago +6 / -0

and the mess they've made out of the Mustang

Shows the power of marketing. I don't know why anyone would trust them with an electric truck after that. They clearly are just slapping e-shit together and pushing it out the door to ride the "musk wave" of lithium powered stupidity.

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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

Translated: "My retirement plan depends on clown worlds existence. My whole 401k is invested in clown world."

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akira2501 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is not homelessness. This is an open air drug market. We need to stop pretending.

The only drug policy that makes sense is confiscation. If the police catch you with drugs, they take them and destroy them, then leave you on the streets. That's an honest punishment... and far cheaper than any of this "program" mentality.

You don't get to live outside and do drugs. You have to pick one or the other.

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akira2501 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean.. if you're taking Schiff and Swalwell with you anywhere, you know you're headed for the wrong side of history.

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akira2501 13 points ago +13 / -0

Anti-competition contracts make sense, in a VERY SMALL number of places; typically reserved for the highest echelons of employment and the compensation and severance offered there are typically eye-wateringly good.

A full-on anti-compete for a radiology technician? You've got to be fucking kidding me. How desperate were people for work over the past 10 years that they've been allowed to get away with this garbage?

Insane.

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akira2501 5 points ago +5 / -0

They were entirely captured by the government post 9/11.

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akira2501 3 points ago +3 / -0

30 year fixed rate. 7% on 275k. Total payments: 658k. Interest: 383k.

30 year fixed rate. 2% on 400k. Total payments: 523k. Interest: 132k.

The choice is obvious. Outside of the down payment, compound interest is your primary concern.

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akira2501 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta start your statistics somewhere, right babe?

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akira2501 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dear Mayo Clinic,

The credibility that 100 years of your predecessors built and established in your institution was destroyed in a mere 2 years by your utter incompetence, your absolute fealty to the government, and your complete lack of care for your patients and your duties under the hippocratic oath.

You should feel ashamed of what you have done.

Sincerely,

You suck.

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akira2501 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dear Lars McFuckwit,

The NIH along with a Chinese Biolab created this virus. We did not create it. It is not "ours." And if you kill us, no one will be left to save you when the ultimately decide that you're unfit to live here.

Grow up or loose weight. It's just a virus anyways.

Sincerely,

Someone More American Than You'll Ever Be.

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akira2501 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea.. but they were clearly self conscious about it. They gave her and the dude a wedding ring.

The doctor, of course, is an unmarried spinster who worships Moloch.

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akira2501 17 points ago +17 / -0

My all time favorite:

"Every time I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great love and affection. They cannot help the fact that they were born fucked up!"

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 29, 2014

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akira2501 5 points ago +5 / -0

55 known attendees. Things may have been taken home. Merchants aren't always honest.

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akira2501 6 points ago +6 / -0

Like.. if I'm going to "march" with you and you ask me to "wear a uniform" I'm just going to laugh in your face and leave you to your own devices.

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akira2501 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Means. Motive. Opportunity." It never changes.

The more well armed a society is, the less opportunities there are for crime. You can take all the guns away by magic, if you want, but that doesn't remove the 'means.'

Arming everyone is better value.

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