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alexnader 18 points ago +18 / -0

"He's gonna murder us all"

"No he's not"

"He might, you never know"

"No, he wouldn't"

"No, no, you're right, but can you imagine..."

"Nope, can't even imagine it"

"Well it keep me awake at night!"

"OK, goodbye now"

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alexnader 18 points ago +18 / -0

So they're not denying thay there is a Senate Report, just trying to lie about what's in it.

The desperation is starting to show bigly.

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alexnader 11 points ago +11 / -0

To me this is a form of economic SWATing: hiding behind a false sense of anonymity, they literally do nothing but "name drop" to get a business shut down.

No justification, no argument, just a virtual "click and point on the map" which business you want to see erased without any accountability.

Fuck 'em, fucking cowards.

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alexnader 2 points ago +2 / -0

In all seriousness, can you even imagine how bad the real numbers must be if 50% more bodies than their previous lie is what they're now totally comfortable with?

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alexnader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sorry to have to tell you pal, but if you look around you and don't see your designated rapist buddy, then it means you're the rapist buddy of the group.

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alexnader 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sorry Chunky Yogurt, bags of meth were found not only on the floor but ON THE BED!

Time to move the goal posts. Will bed meth not really count either?

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alexnader 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is exactly what finally pushed my wife over to Trump's side of the fence (both previously democrats), around the time of the primaries.

A friend of hers was "tracking" some sort of number on her phone all day, and my wife didn't really get what it was, until the friend said something along the lines of "Oh, that ? I'm just following the market hoping it goes down enough that people will realize how bad Trump is".

My wife literally called me, to say: My God, you were right. These fucking lunatics are out of their minds, and would rather see the world burn to the ground before they admit they're wrong.

I smiled. Democrats, leave it up to them, absolute brain dead husks of former human beings, to eventually push everyone away with their own insane hate.

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alexnader 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's this brand new Law of 5 Seconds straight out of Commiefornia: Anything that is on the ground for more than 5 seconds is inadmissible in a court of law.

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alexnader 15 points ago +15 / -0

"You're under arrest for possession of meth!"

"Nah hun, it's on the floor, doesn't count."

"My God, he's right, release him this instant!"

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alexnader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Murdering you male escort is totally fine as long as he got off beforehand.

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alexnader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now listen here Fat, that's Corn Poop to you!

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alexnader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they were hoping the Wuhan Virus would get to Sanders first ?

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alexnader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kinda ironic given that of all the fucking areas to complain about, music is among one of the ones where the harder you work the better you get simply because "practice makes perfect".

So how about those sore losers actually do get to work and improve rather than shoehorn themselves into shit by lowering the bar and clinging to "muh skincolor"

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alexnader 5 points ago +5 / -0

ORANGE MAN BAD, WHY YOU NO AGREE JOHN! ORANGE. MAN. BAD.

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alexnader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, I guess they're going to go back and remove all their own past references to the "Spanish Flu", right? That's now racist and xenophobic, right? Or does that only work when they feel like it.

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alexnader 7 points ago +7 / -0

Life-long democrat, and '16 Bernie or Bust voter myself.

Switching to vote for Trump in a blue state, and drinking the post election liberal tears for the past 4 years has been the absolute best payoff of my life.

As cliche as it sounds: how the fuck can you resist Trump ? He's literally the best.

This year was my final official switch to Republican and am "this close" to getting my wife to switch, and fucking JoePedo is helping so much.

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alexnader 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the absolute best thing that could happen. Drowsy Ol' Droopy Joe is going to get fucking savaged in the next few months by Trump, and the best part is ... mentally, he's only going to get worse !

What the fuck are the dems thinking.

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