I'll take the boats. Fuck a bicycle and fuck the tiny little motorcycles that look like bicycles.
No primary. New party and see you in the general election.
Never voting R again.
I'll probably regret this, but I don't remember a poopknife on reddit. Help a brother out.
It's the world's longest leash, but it's still a leash.
winred is the Republican Party is it not?
No thanks.
I feel much better about all of this, now.
She's so big, she sniffs Biden.
No worries. I raided the wife's ginger snaps. All good now.
I'm not kidding you. It's like everybody waking up after the Grinch stole Christmas.
I'm ready to sing a Whoville song or some shit right now.
dude. you're fucking killing me here
I've got pretzels.
Stealing the election and installing a demented pedophile who couldn't find the tv remote much less use it is also unconstitutional. Just saying.
now I want a pop tart
They will want to leave if we do it right. No worries.
The idea of us still being happy scares the shit out of them, too. This is going to be fun.
possibly going on the truck
Salute the Marines. Take the vaccine.
Well, your mom guzzled most of it before he could get there, so...
pretend to love deez nuts
and sticky and gross and probably a tad salty with a hint of dementia
Also their contact page lists a real phone number, if that kind of salt mining is your thing!