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alienjesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saw a chick on campus with a new $100k Audi S8. Some people have rich parents. It’s true.

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alienjesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill is going to cure us soon. That's why I sold my Xbox for $500 last week on eBay.

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alienjesus 1 point ago +2 / -1

THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY THINK OF US! A JOKE!

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alienjesus 2 points ago +3 / -1

There is a way, I think you have to change something in the settings.

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alienjesus 3 points ago +8 / -5

I’m still on the wait list!

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alienjesus -4 points ago +1 / -5

Kanye is a fake. He shook Donald’s hand on TV in a MAGA hat then turned around and tried to get black votes. FUCK HIM!

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alienjesus 17 points ago +17 / -0

If we all just hold our breathe 15 minutes a day, we can save so much oxygen!

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alienjesus 77 points ago +77 / -0

Perfect timing. As thousands of pissed off Trucks roll into your capital.

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alienjesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I see why people assume that but I’m on the side that thinks it’s something with much deeper meaning. And I am also amused people fight over what it means. Why is it a big deal? It’s like they have to be so serious if it’s just a typo?

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alienjesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh interesting take! I get it now! This has got be the case.

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alienjesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ay Mate, du ya have a prescription for yur illicit substance?

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alienjesus 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jacksonville, Memphis, Atlanta… do these count too?

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alienjesus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do actors get paid to act? Answer the god damn question, Emily Winston.

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alienjesus 8 points ago +10 / -2

Can we wait and see, and use the site before we start making claims? Trump could personally be overseeing this department for all we know. We don’t know yet, this just seems like more fake news to sow discord.

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alienjesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Military goes woke, Putin and Biden clash in Ukraine. Who saw this coming?

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alienjesus 4 points ago +7 / -3

I keep seeing this being circulated. I’m going to give it a chance because no one has used it yet.

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alienjesus 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don’t want to know how right you are.

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