Yeah and I'm Jeff Bezos, the richest man in the world. I served one billion combat deployments and got a medal of honor from George Washington himself. No one believes you.
What's it like going through life as a complete and utter sucker? How many times have you been sold the Brooklyn Bridge? Cops can say lie about whatever they want. They don't give a shit about Trump.
Says the guy just asking to be fucked in the ass by cops.