ßucky Psaki sucks at:

• Socci (presumably -- too stickly)

• Sexy ... ... ... JUST COMPARE TO HISTORY

• Seccy -- Teh Job for Teh Joek

She is a Special Spokes-Secretary for Special POTATUS: the ß🥔, or maybe the Beta Potatâ.

Evaluating for suitable meat quality before returning product to the wild, eh?

Champaign is a cauldron of woke pedovoria, and human self-sterilization, and human self-mutilation... UIUC is a focus. They are fearless about it.

Welfare is Rona Unemployment now. People literally make more to stay home (a/o riot) than to work unskilled labor. Literally lost a worker to "I'ma stay home a while and make more." Yeah:

Don't call when the checks stop... --CFO

Who cares is that?

... with Rump Rona.

It's the town where dreams go to die...

"I can't wait to win this race and grow up to be a Leftist..." --SpeedY

Dude! [sees polyp] We're in a colon... --Azoteam

o~~~ o~-~

Bagette?

I bet he tastes like patriotism, but buttered.

Wait, no-homo. Cob on, man.

He's an obvious white supremacist.

Well:

• 🇺🇸 Right right... Patriots. Jan.6.

• 🔥 Left wrong... BLM. SOL.

There you go. Training complete.

Well to be fair, MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICAN VOTERS DID NOT VOTE FOR THE JOEK. So we should know.

It's a BLM logo, without any black at all.

FIX 2020.

I prefer "descendent-of-black-slaveowner American" for [Vice?] Resident Harris.…

Kung Flu burned down George Floyd Land too --Bruce Lee Legacy

Black people murder black people BECAUSE OF WHITENESS. Gah! Get with it, people. --<Insert Jon Heder Head emoticon>

The Tucked Cuck. Yes.

Pinched Nip Face is perfect for The Tuck.

Trump only won by 11,000,000.00 citizen-votes. Pelosi is demonstrably Ok with overturning THAT election too. She's not so much a representative, as a granny boxwine with a money printing press (which also turns out "votes").

With all due respect (almost none): shove your legal moralizing up your multi-diseased cunt ... Judge.

Publish Jizzy's goods, so we can neuter this problem.

The US millitary: Pussy-penises on parade.

This won't harm any of our troops. Ever. By wussifying our image to wenis-levels, globally, all-the-time, right now, every day, all-the-time.

Not adopted the African child, so much as mainlined a squirt of his pureé into a vein...

I have only one updoot to give. Alas.