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you can't satirize the left cuz no matter how insanely retarded you make it there's a possibility that it's real
the media is a joke but you can do the same thing they do. all you have to do is put the phrase "some sources say" before literally anything you want.
he's a great actor. he tricked people into thinking star wars 7 was a good movie and tricked some of them into seeing the next two.
not me though. the moment he died i was like "wait who's gonna carry the next movie?"
weird move to run with the #metoo shit while your girl amber heard, the goddess of #metoo, is getting destroyed in court so badly that even the most die hard cult of lib members are finding it hard not to laugh at her.
Neptune worshippers upset that the ocean had a few bombs dropped on it that's all
people are still on this LARP cuz they refuse to face the reality that they are retarded as fuck and will blindly believe anything the media says no matter how stupid and disproven it is and they have the shot permanently to remind them. they can't cope and pretend they never fell for it like all the other stuff. it's there forever.
abortion is legal, but also the dead baby is immediately incinerated you don't get to harvest it or eat it.
they won't go for that either.
army of whores using victims to shield themselves. basically the democrat party in a nutshell.
the alternative choice was al gore and john kerry so it's not like there was a good choice
conservatives are helping liberals do it. they're called the police. and they cope with their enslavement to the liberals by dreaming of their pension and retirement while saying "just following orders."
he's gonna be another turncoat who learns that the libs don't welcome you with open arms and you can't come back either
"it takes less assets to go to buffalo since we know the attacker was our guy"
send him to the ghetto in one of the lib cities like chicago, baltimore, or east st louis and have him try to give a speech there. it should be safe it's democrat strongholds
throughout the entirety of trump's presidency the only good shot at trump was "dotard" and it came from north korea. the libs immediately tried to pick it up and use it. but you literally got outworked by a 3rd world country who spent 2 seconds attacking trump cuz he said "rocket man" and they got pissed briefly.
these libs spend 24/7/365 up to that point trying anything and everything and north korea's propagandists blew them out effortlessly.
then they take all that money and ship it overseas
who the fuck thinks this is the right track you'd have to be the dumbest faggot alive
except there's way more than one of them
the libs are trying to cut their losses and split from biden so they dont have to take blame for everything which would be tough to explain how the most popular president in the history of the country who got the most votes also isn't their fault cuz he's not popular, if they had to explain it to normal people and not the retarded, pathetic, cult of lib, who will eat it up no problem.
you're assuming libs have good faith and are listening to facts when the reality is when presented with facts they will just scream at you and call you hitler
"beyond meat is people my friend" - mitt romney
no matter how much money time and power you give the libs they still can't produce anything worth a shit. see: disney.
if you do all the lib talking points at once they all contradict each other. that's why they cycle through them.
stupid ass police will come running to fuck you up as soon as the same libs who try to firebomb them command them to do so. all they care about is the pension they don't care how they get to it.
libs inherit the beloved disney conglomerate with tons of original content that they can expand upon with their, alleged, liberal free mind creativity. turns out the limits of lib creativity is doing remakes with "btw they're gay now."
once you go into the cult of lib you can't just leave. that's why it's a cult. and netflix has a fuckload of competition now where all their lib employees will gladly flee to. and nobody is in a rush to work for a faggot ass company who suddenly says "btw we're not faggots anymore trust us" so good luck w/ that.