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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +4 / -3

Sure, it sounds normal when you say it, but when Joe or Hunter say it, it comes out really creepy.

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bill_in_texas 13 points ago +16 / -3

Every time those Indian scammers call me, which is every day, I make sure and tell them that they shit in the streets like the 3rd World savages they are. Calling them dalits seems to piss them off, too.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, do Coke and MLB concur on this?

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's true. Just for grins, I checked out Key West, FL, for example, and the first thing I looked at was close to a grand a month just for the slip. Wow!

In the Houston area (Clear Lake) I see slips for less than $ 300, the one I looked at included wifi along with other amenities.

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you want to live cheaply in an expensive area, how about buying an older sail boat, assuming you're near water? You'll pay a monthly slip fee, plus whatever your boat costs you. You'll have a place to go, you'll have a small fridge, a stove, and a grill clamped on the stern rail, so you can eat at home. You'll have a small a/c-heater. Since your cabin is so small, your electric bill will be minimal. You can put an antenna on top of the mast and get tv and radio reception. Most places will have boat house bathrooms with showers, so you're covered there, too.

You'll have a place to go, a place to get mail, and enjoy living on the water lifestyle, even if you never take your boat out, and finally, you won't be living in a shithole area. People who pay to slip boats aren't going to be robbing you to pay for crack.

Edit:

And if you get a pet alligator to live on board with you, you can LARP as Sonny Crockett from Miami Vice!

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have we asked United, as the final arbiter of fact and truth, exactly how many genders there are?

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bill_in_texas 9 points ago +10 / -1

Exactly. Killing grandmas is soooooo 2020. 2021 is all about putting surviving small businesses OUT of business.

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bill_in_texas 9 points ago +12 / -3

8/10 response. I would have asked Nina if she was a height/weight proportionate genuine female, and if so, if she would send nudes of herself.

This way we could finally answer the age old question....do the blue drapes match the carpeting?

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bill_in_texas 34 points ago +35 / -1

I like this. Win the D primary, then throw the general election.....hard.

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bill_in_texas 24 points ago +24 / -0

Thanos Kyle did nothing wrong.

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bill_in_texas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Chi Minh has mandated masks on airlines, which are regulated by the federal government. The airlines don't have a choice. The only choice is by the cabin crew, and the other passengers. Don't ask, don't tell would be appropriate here. Sounds like one Spirit steward didn't get the message on that, and, well, here we are.

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unpopular opinion: In a game of attrition, allowing leftists to abort and neuter their kids, so they can't reproduce, might not be all bad, in the long run.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not exactly an even comparo. No way would Kerry be flying Spirit Airlines in the first place.

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe she's upset with the black South Africans who are genociding the remaining whites there, and this is her way of taunting them, of getting even.

"Look, I took two of yours and turned them into fags!"

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bill_in_texas 5 points ago +5 / -0

when is the local warlord going to burn down my village

Plenty of American born children have to worry about that, too. See: blm/antifa riots

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's useless virtue signalling. If you've been outside in the hot Sun, or your normal temp is higher than 98.6, pop a couple of aspirin about an hour before the check.

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bill_in_texas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ted Cruz and the R's in Congress can't even get the Coke machine removed from the Capitol building, at the moment. They have zero power to do anything.

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bill_in_texas 20 points ago +20 / -0

Probably some kind of plea deal for a 'hate speech' AKA 'free speech' crime. As we have seen with Tommy Robinson, the UK government isn't too big on free speech, especially if it's telling the truth about Islam.

Seems like they're really sensitive about that over there.

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bill_in_texas 14 points ago +15 / -1

And are now burned out, dead, or out on bond like Kyle.

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a trick question. Focusing on the 'right' answer is white supremacy.

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