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black_labs_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their slip says "Winner is who gets the required number of electors on election day".

Yet they didn't call it after election day as undecided. And now they've called it for Biden bettors based on the press.

I don't know of any other betting company that has resolved it yet, do you?

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black_labs_matter 10 points ago +11 / -1

Biden Wins Silver in Ohio!

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black_labs_matter 19 points ago +24 / -5

Hail Trump full of Grace, the Lord Kek is with thee.

Blessed are thou amongst men and blessed is the fruit of thy loins Jr.

Holy Trump God Emperor,

protect us sinners now and at the hour of our vote

Amen.

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black_labs_matter 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm not from the US, so I can't vote. But I'd give my left nut and my right kidney to be able to vote in this election. But please, for me and for all freedom loving people across this muddy ball, VOTE TRUMP! VOTE VOTE VOTE!!

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black_labs_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump train is like an overdose of Red Bull. Speedy, but very very based.

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black_labs_matter 8 points ago +9 / -1

Augustus Pinochef made very good blood pancakes.

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black_labs_matter 7 points ago +7 / -0

And you get an upvote, and he gets an upvote, EVERYBODY GETS AN UPVOTE!

(and the crowd goes wild)

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black_labs_matter 33 points ago +33 / -0

Biden's defense was to deny deny deny on anything Trump claimed. He did it fairly convincingly except for one fact:

While denying things for which little proof exists, he also denied things which can be easily verified, such as Ukraine $1B blackmail.

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black_labs_matter 5 points ago +6 / -1

Do both, democrats say the system works so there's no danger of your vote being counted twice.

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black_labs_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being from Finland, I have no vote. But if I was from the U.S., I'd crawl over razorwire to vote for Trump, just to give his next term that much bigger mandate. Nothing but an avalanche will silence the left from crying foul.

The lIne may be long, It may be hot out and the guy behind you is coughing suspiciously. But you go out there and do your thing. Show the rest of the world that there's still some fight left in Lady Liberty and that she's worth fighting for.

by magaorg
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black_labs_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

The video just needs some Benny Hill music in the background.

by libman
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black_labs_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't know throwing molotovs is a fire fighting method. And they say "You don't fight fire with fire", what hokum.

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black_labs_matter 2 points ago +3 / -1

To talk about the beginnings of peace in the middle east or yet again about antifa burning things.

Funny, when you want to discuss the riots, they don't even exist, they're just peaceful demonstrations.

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black_labs_matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where's Buddy Christ when you need him. He'd snootchie bootchie that clergyman all the way to the dumpster, light up a fat one and then share it with the whole congregation.

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black_labs_matter 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm a little older already and I remember when Jimmy mostly played the sleazebag roles in Hollywood. Now he's earned himself a lead role in our fight against communism, and this time as the good guy. Much respect.

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black_labs_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

So they've run out of ammo for now?

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black_labs_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, he'll get plenty of that from-behind action in prison.

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black_labs_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn't Peru practically a suburb of Mexico? :)

Don't sweat it bro.

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black_labs_matter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, all Scandinavian countries have shitty gun laws. But in Switzerland you're almost forced to have a gun in the house. Full marks on your international knowledge of gun laws, hard F on geography :)

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black_labs_matter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll stick around and fight this bullshit in my own country rather than yield the ground and run to the US.

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black_labs_matter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh blessed Mary Jane, that's a nice rack. Back here in Finland you'd have to go through years of paperwork to buy a gun.