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blackdeath 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now back to reality, where polls don’t mean shit and votes do, and Trump is actually kicking ass in swing states. Does this person legitimately think that at least 1 in 10 Trump voters haven’t been lying to pollsters?

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blackdeath 10 points ago +10 / -0

The most thorough, yet half-assed tape job I’ve ever seen, totally a violation.

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blackdeath 21 points ago +21 / -0

Did Joe just check the calendar, “Oh shit it’s tomorrow, I thought it wasn’t til the last Thursday of November. Wait that’s Thanksgiherdaprszer.”

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blackdeath 27 points ago +27 / -0

“Their tires hit rubbed muh doors cause I ran right into them. They’re terrorists!!”

by T100
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blackdeath 70 points ago +70 / -0

Can’t see the plates on the bus, it’s a complete mystery as to who that was.

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blackdeath 80 points ago +81 / -1

I just ran the math and 31% is actually better for biden because they weren’t black anyway.

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blackdeath 2 points ago +2 / -0

I appreciate them telling how percentages function, because I’m a fucking idiot. Also, when something is three or four hundred percent deadlier than the flu, and the flu hardly kills anyone, then it’s not really that deadly.

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blackdeath 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Joe, you’ve already won Michigan, you’re up 99.9% to 0.001%. Why keep the first team out there in the final minute and drive for yet another touchdown? C’mon man.

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blackdeath 15 points ago +15 / -0

Didn’t vote in 2016 since Trump had zero chance of losing my state, but I regretted it immediately after the “muh popular vote” shit cranked up. I’ll be tossing my vote onto my state’s blowout of biden next Tuesday.

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blackdeath 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s the early voting lead that democrats currently have in Florida, they were up 500k just a few days ago and trending towards zero lead going into Election Day (hillary peaked at 600k lead in Florida early voting).

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blackdeath 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jeb is the sun, the earth revolves around Jeb!

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blackdeath 74 points ago +74 / -0

Checked out her posting history, she predictably submitted this under r/depression: “I struggle to feel that sense of connection with most people. I struggle to feel loved. I know it must be there, intermittently, staring me in the face, but it's like it doesn't register.”

Could it be because heartless assholes aren’t loved? Nah, it’s everyone else.

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blackdeath 6 points ago +6 / -0

His local Scientology branch has been notified of his interest in their wonderful church.

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blackdeath 10 points ago +10 / -0

So basically, no one can leave and no one can enter, no can do anything because of a virus that’s maybe three times deadlier than the flu (3 in 1,000 die versus 1 in 1,000). And you’ll have to remain closed forever to keep out the “deadliest virus ever”, which is actually the most overhyped singular piece of shit since the Segway.

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blackdeath 12 points ago +12 / -0

Amazing how many unique, one-of-a-kind, weirdos look exactly like this fat fucker. So unique indeed.

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blackdeath 3 points ago +3 / -0

The grim reaper is the worst fatphobic, he always gets rid of them first. He literally kills people just because they’re fat, unbelievable, we have to change.

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blackdeath 16 points ago +16 / -0

He could actually speak back then and appears more passionate since he’s expressing his own thoughts instead of the current low battery brain stuttering out what it’s been programmed to say.

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

As Bill would say, it depends on what your definition of “is” is. Joe has not “taken” any funds from a foreign source, they were “given” to him instead. And they weren’t “pennies”, they were yuan, euros, rubles, hryvnia, etc. C’mon man

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blackdeath 2 points ago +2 / -0

There’s a bunch of dudes there pumping gas as a full time job. Plus six oil refineries.

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