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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

“And here we have a herd of rarely seen pander bears, as they silently kneel and display their colors. An amazing site as biologists have never observed this unique and truly bizarre courtship ritual.”

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blackdeath 33 points ago +33 / -0

It’s good to let your weaker naive enemy know that you have huge fucking guns. Also it’s good to show them that you got some big ass sniper rifles on your back too.

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blackdeath 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonder if reddit would allow me to have an account with this username, initially a nod to the earth ending death virus that basically vanished last week. But now..

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blackdeath 2 points ago +2 / -0

This shit always dies out when rioters start getting shot and when there’s nothing else to fuck up. The hardcore people will still want to do it, but the other 90% will back out.

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blackdeath 15 points ago +15 / -0

And it looks like it may have been their first time ever using spray paint.

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

So it’s basically a good luck charm. I’ll go out and get a mask tattooed on my face to show people I care and I won’t have to keep changing it out for a new one. 8D chess move for me.

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blackdeath 18 points ago +18 / -0

Definitely a couple of bolt ons.

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

GoTta be pERpaRed!! wE nEeD 57 zILlioN rEsparationaTors! dOnT DrINk bLEAch LiKE DerNald saiD!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEssist!!!

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the studies I’ve read that show hydroxychloroquine being detrimental has the drug given to patients who are on death’s door and then they’re compared to everyone else of all conditions has contracted covid. Then they retrospectively equalize everything with statistical fairy dust. So people who were going to die within 24 hours are more like to die than people who require zero treatment. What a giant fucking surprise.

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blackdeath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those plastic shields will keep everything suspended at a higher level on the desks. When class ends, all of it gets stirred up when they all get up at the same time and they all walk through the shit cloud together.

Which would be concerning if this all was actually worth being concerned about.

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

That only applies to Covid-1984 deaths, all other deaths who gives a fuck. Plus they don’t actually give a shit about saving anyone, just themselves.

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeb is a mess. Excuse me, Joe is a mess.

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blackdeath 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, don’t worry, the mask means he’s clean.

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blackdeath 1 point ago +2 / -1

The guy wearing the mask had his cough covered up, but he just scratched deep in his asscrack, then rubbed his balls, right before picking up the chips you’d later buy.

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blackdeath 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw a picture of LaMont recently and he looks a hell of lot more like you than Fred.

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blackdeath 10 points ago +10 / -0

He thought his fat ass was going to save her from you, then she’d fall in love with his fat white knight ass. White knights don’t handle rejection well, nor can they actually fight. They can bitch like no one else, though.

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blackdeath 9 points ago +9 / -0

Karen’s were lined up at the grocery store yesterday, masks on, frowning, caution tape herding their full carts in oddly non distanced corrals. Uncontrollably said “fuck this” loud enough for them to hear, went to the hardware store a half mile away where smiles and normalcy returned. The insane are most comfortable being insane.

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blackdeath 8 points ago +8 / -0

Gotta stay closed just in case. Like shutting down school for the next 10 months because the blizzard that was supposed to hit yesterday was nothing but a couple snowflakes. Gotta be safe y’all

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blackdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

This fat fuck, no neck having, pizza faced piece of shit is married?

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blackdeath 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you’re the only one not wearing a mask, what the fuck are they worried about? You can’t spread your assumed virus to them and they can’t spread it to you.

It’s also great at promoting social distancing.

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blackdeath 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSM: “Antibodies haven’t shown to been to prevent Covid-19!! We must wait on the vaccine!!”

Me: Don’t vaccines work by creating antibodies?

MSM: “We’re not addressing this small issue”

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blackdeath 3 points ago +4 / -1

Phase 1 for businesses in Virginia: GTFO of Virginia

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blackdeath 14 points ago +15 / -1

Look at that smug bastard. Of course I mean that in the best way possible.

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