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bluedevilga 4 points ago +4 / -0

And my question is, what does a woman do or say if the dog is to discuss with her to perform oral sex on her?’s And even with peanut butter a surprise birthday party to recount the old joke

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

You will convince we minded children to follow you and your idea, and over trying to feel as if they destroy their lives because if you’re sick get to messages. They will commit suicide, and not just a few. Some will also shoot up schools in groceries. The pain and suffering you will call us because you have an theological capacity of examining what you believe in, it’s overwhelming and extraordinary.

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bluedevilga 3 points ago +3 / -0

They were white or Chinese, that was not a fight. If they were black, it would’ve been wild with the hair extensions flying all over the place. Chuck E. Cheese night at the fights

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bluedevilga 41 points ago +41 / -0

Bracket creep is one of the favorite games of tax and steel people’s. The good news is with inflation, soon we will all be millionaires. The bad news is that million dollars will get you extra foam on your latte at Starbucks.

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indigo girls and crap like that. The lesbians she was hanging out with encouraged her to listen to music written by lesbians. I don’t think they talk about scissoring and fisting and stuff like that in the lyrics, so I don’t know what qualified it is lesbian music. You had Melissa Etheridge who had some great songs but that was before she came out, and of course you have Sophie B. Hawkins, but she didn’t really count because every man on earth wanted to bang her with the angry fist of God. If you don’t know who I’m talking about, check out “damn I wish I was your lover.”

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bluedevilga 8 points ago +8 / -0

A relative of mine spend some time on the other side of the street, and as such she was trying to get into lesbian music. After a couple of months she was bored to tears and switched back to listening to the Grateful Dead. Woke crap doesn’t even work for woke people

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I’m surprise she’s not on the cover of Sports Illustrated. The two they have now are Old Crow and Buffalo. Beanbag chair would make a nice addition

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bluedevilga 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pouring truckloads of testosterone Into the water supply of cities in swing states, explosion

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s another version of extortion where you have to pay money to have morons tell you what to do how to mess up your business. Most of my businesses are virtual so there’s no direct environmental impact, I’m sure they’ll find one for me. I get stuck with the diversity folks and in my business effective or ineffective comedian life or death, so tell me how picking somebody without a skill is better than picking somebody with the skill? I guess it depends on the race of the person who dies

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

But you’re missing the key point. Drilling equipment is by necessity phallic, and instead of having a long slender drill going into the ground, we need to have a shape to absorb the ground in big chunks, but unfortunately the analogies I can give you would be way too disturbing.

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did daddy go bing bing bang with ling ling?

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old Crow and Buffalo. The two different sports illustrated swimsuit covers. A 105-year-old lady and a big old fat ass. Congratulations sports illustrated, you just killed your franchise. Fire everybody who came within 1000 feet of this.

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bluedevilga 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t buy it. Not even to burn it. Are used to love when Kathy Ireland was on the cover. Many other examples of perfection. Old Crow and Buffalo. This is now what I shall call them

By the way, old Crow refers to the other cover, one with 105-year-old lady in a bikini

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bluedevilga 10 points ago +10 / -0

You know they are trying. They want to turn this in to unarmed and incapable animals that will accept any sort of rescue that a communist can offer

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bluedevilga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Micheal Levon Robinson agrees

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bluedevilga 24 points ago +25 / -1

Can’t paste the “boy” album cover here. Liked the music way back, but he became a turd. South Park was right. Thought he was a perv. Yup.

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking for a she’s a doctor, otherwise we could all be in real danger.

Whenever I meet a doctor for someone in my family the first question I have is what do they think of coronavirus. If they ring the Fruitloop bell, we get up and walk out the door.

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +2 / -1

You guys have heard me say it before. When he wants to run, and sells pictures for five bucks when he’s less than successful, Pee on him while you’re shaking his hand. Bonus if you capture the look of discussed on his face while you have a big smile and your dick out. Gives new meaning to streaming video

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually sending the Mexicans to Ukraine to help fight the Russians might be a good strategy. I’ll be up for the Mexican invaders, the Ukrainians, and the Russians having a pay-per-view event. Throwing some cannibals just to make it exciting

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually that could’ve been verbatim out of Joe’s mouth. That’s right up there with if you want to stop a car, better roll down the windows. Have wealthiest corporations pay their fair share of what? Insulation? I might be an economist, but because I learned in college most of my knowledge is gleaned from Books my program did not have me read. If you raise the cost of business do you pay lower or be raise the cost of goods? Durr

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bluedevilga 1 point ago +1 / -0

I also believe that the removal of the mask mandate is a terrible thing for people who drool. Drooling Americans are a truly important part of our society, and they should not be discriminated against by not being able to cover up their problem with a mask, even though it turns wet and forces them to Bree through a fishbowl

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