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boogerbritches 1 point ago +1 / -0

'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand Brought down angels from the Promised Land He gave them a place where they could dance If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance I've been sent to spread the message 'God blessed Texas'

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boogerbritches 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? Everything.

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boogerbritches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I re memba, I re memba, don't worry, how could I ever forget? It's the first time, the last time we ever met But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no, you don't fool me Well, the hurt doesn't show, but the pain still grows It's no stranger to you and me DERNT DERNT DOMPT DOMPT DOMPT I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT

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boogerbritches 2 points ago +2 / -0

You didn't hear? You can now hand deliver them at any local Applebee's!

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boogerbritches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just started last night and the captain put me in jail cause I ate some fish some dude gave, turns out that fish was rare, I pleaded with the captain and the crew but to no avail I did my time like a man.

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boogerbritches 1 point ago +1 / -0

A "Boomer" (such a derogatory name, classifying an entire generation makes you no better than your opponent) would probably have his shirt on, standing up, to address his audience.

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