My eyes are as red as the devils dick right now.

I don't care what you do or don't do.

Fuck man I'm so white I glow in the day.

Only Slayer tells me to Hail Satan!

Shouldn't Biden be with Obama as well. Just in a gimp outfit?

Someone send this beautiful man a beer!

I'd love to shove that diversity training up her fucking ass.

Watermeloniqua

Remember folks all browns and blacks even the RURAL and INNER CITY areas.

Nice fleet of gas guzzling electric vehicles they got there.

Might call it the Trumplican party.... I'm sorry.

That scene always gets me dyin.

Former first Whoa-man, and sadly has a bigger dick than me too. Feelsbadman

CarlsBASED more like it. Live down in San Diego myself. Lets get this recall going through!

I can make her heart bleed.

These Ninja Turtle cosplays are getting out of hand.

Reggie would get 30 3s a game. Shaq would give you 80/80 and prolly Webber too

Thats me saying it to every DemonRAT I see. Gets a bit old now.

Is I hate to say I told you so too cliche?

I have a better idea. But the FBI might be reading.

Biden Trueinanashabadepressure of truth.

Everyone knows he free bases unborn babies.

Third world countries have been laughing at us.

Me when the drugs finally kick in.