TAKE MY UPDOOTS YOU MADLAD.

Ive never hit a women that didnt hit me first.

Technically I think Black Jesus was arrested on drug charges.

Call of Duty : Baby Ops

Good hopefully he can discuss how trump stole the election to a bunch of cons who dont give a shit, and will treat him like a useless piece of meat.

If Pence hasn't adopted a open door policy thats his problem.

Dear Santa: Nuke the uniparty into oblivion.

Rather secure my own oxygen mask before anyone else.

Camletoe Hemroids prolly the next pres if trump dont pull this out. Boe Jiden will have a "stroke" in the oval office.

Why does his wife attend other dinners with other women? Because she can?

Tried and true triple tap.

My family calls me a trumper. So I guess I no longer have a family.

This dude has more commonsense than my entire worthless family.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Looks like Lowes has got them self a new customer.

Its like its head in on reverse.

Accurate statement from my family as well. Havent spoken to my sister in 3 years, their TDS is unwavering!

Fuck take my money!

We all know the man eats through his butt and poops out his mouth.

Am I allowed to say nice tats bro?

Prolly opening presents and eating ham.

Those are not your friends if they did that to you.

This entire state became a fraud to the American peolle.

fuck now i gotta make a jeskai commander deck.

why cant it just be whoever has the most states wins.