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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think Mikey's hands-down BEST role - and I honestly never thought the guy could act, at ALL - he has the "Steven Segal/Ryan Gosling Acting Emotional Range" - happy/sad/enraged/ecstatic/depressed - all the same halfwit smile like he just sharted. LOVE daddy Kirk, though.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends on which end you put it.....

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry - i was reading the comments in the wrong direction, newer to older. Ooops. I just did a google search myself. Thanks!!

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BowelSharpton 6 points ago +6 / -0

I just don't get it - MY stuff is extremely original (not applauding myself, really, but seeing the same old MEDIOCRE shit get stickied and a BILLION upvotes again and again really annoys the shit out of me, while my Comedy Gold gets half a dozen friggin votes routinely). It's a SMALL club and I ain't in it.

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BowelSharpton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Every time I damn near get run off the road by a friggin TEXTING DRIVER (this from a guy who was all but dragged out of his car and SHOT ON SITE with a DWI - quit the booze in 2002 after learning MY lesson) I think of it too. That and "you saw the same F-CKING SIGN FIVE MILES AGO to 'left/right lane ENDS, please merge" asshole driver that CUTS me off at the last minute. Follow me for me for Rage Examples.....

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

...and why are BOTH hands on my shoulders!!! MOMMY!

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd like to know myself!!! I 'reappropriated' it from elsewhere. It looks familiar - Goonies, maybe?

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and haven't been able to pry the wife off the f-cker since last week.

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's a topic for a legitimate debate - this asshole or Everybody's Favorite Commie FDR?

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +5 / -0

This post does not condone or encourage violence blah blah blah.....

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what I've thought all along!!! Once the need for weaponization of this for the sake of instilling fear expires, birds will sing, children will play, the sun will come out.....and then it's onto the Next Round Of MANUFACTURED Apocalyptic Hysteria. Rinse. Repeat. Thanks media, you evil f-ckers.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great question(s)!!! I realize we're all just armchair-generals but a) who the hell REFERRED this Swamp Critter as FBI chief and b) why wasn't the sumbitch forcibly removed within about a month of realizing what an either INEPT and/or sabotaging clown he was? I hope this is the first order of business in GEOTUS 2nd Administration - get rid of the SERPENTS that were FORCED on him - Chrissy baby, that stonewalling hag Gina Haspel, et al.

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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was still holding out hope GEOTUS would plant Tara Reade front and center as well, maybe Andrew Pollack (outspoken father of one of the Parkland school MASSACRE victims) who has a direct interest in Biden's dangerously asinine Gun Free Zone (aka Defenseless Sheep Inside, No Limit) Senate bill, ALL the angry fathers of the children Biden has FONDLED on camera.....

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does she have a staff of MORTICIANS apply that cadaverous shit she calls make-up on her with a mason's TROWEL? I bet she was hot when she was FIFTY.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Accidental overdose in T-minus 3-2.......

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was my INITIAL headline but I was afraid too few would get it!!

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought that was a HILARIOUS smackdown. I don't recognize this lady from the Washington Examiner but most conservative WOMEN have bigger balls than liberal 'men'.

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BowelSharpton 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's equivalent to the poundage of cadaver makeup this withered old hateful skank uses daily.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Far out! Here's two upvotes - one for the reply, one for the excellent original post you linked to!

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