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btzmacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

what's this about now? I'm ootl

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btzmacin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude after Kayleigh, this lady looks like a fucking replicant. Did OP pick that screenshot on purpose or is that just how she looks?

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btzmacin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit, I actually agree with number 10. Guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

Honestly, the swamp would drain itself if we dam up the rivers that feed it. Term limits and getting rich off campaign funding. Heck maybe even a paycut for congress, cos Lord knows they don’t deserve $175k

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btzmacin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude I'm starting to get the feeling that you've seen some shit in the last few days. This is going deep.

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btzmacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

My brother texted me this morning saying "if you don't agree that Trump is a traitor to this country, then don't talk to me." I had no intention of shunning my kid brother, and I know he's not completely libtarded, so I engaged.

The way I phrased it was in terms of facts:

  1. The numbers on election night did not make sense on the surface. Cite bellweather counties, the stopping and restarting, etc. Hence, the 75MM of us who voted Trump wanted to dispute the media's conclusion that Biden won.

  2. Many people delivered sworn testimony that they witnessed things on election night that did not make sense.

  3. In the vast majority of cases, sworn witness testimony is sufficient to grant the plaintiff rights to discovery. Discovery is where we would do things like engage a forensic computer analyst to look at the voting machine hardware and software. We would also be able to inspect the physical ballots, and all security recordings from election night, ultimately determining if there was a preponderance of evidence to indicate that fuckery went down.

  4. This didn't happen, the courts prevented us from doing any sort of discovery, and any evidence we may have been able to see has long since been destroyed. Hence we're extraordinarily pissed off because the "checks and balances" designed to safeguard our rights are being used instead to trample over them. It's no longer an issue of whether Trump won or lost, but rather that dozens of millions of WE THE PEOPLE were summarily dismissed by a government that seemingly pretends to compete with each other, but the minute anything remotely controversial grips a large chunk of the population, they fall into lockstep with each other against us.

In the face of the above, all my brother could do was fall back to arguing philosophy, because his assertion that Trump somehow betrayed his oath of office was false on its face.

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btzmacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

what the cinnamon toast fuck?

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btzmacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've literally been saying that Biden will "president" from the basement until he retires at 2 years and 1 day. During this time Kamala will be President in all but name.

Never considered that they could just repeat the same thing. Have him on life support "campaigning" to empty parking lots, and then ZOMG 85 million votes!?!?! And retire 2 years and one day into his 2nd term...giving us effectively...12 years of Kamala Harris in the whitehouse.

Trump did this much in 4 years. With the entire swamp weighing him down. What will we look like after 12 years of that?

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btzmacin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't the AG have to stay out of election stuff until after it's all settled...something about being impartial? If so, then NOT hiring Rudy as AG is the best thing he's ever done, because it allowed Rudy to be where he was needed most.

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btzmacin 31 points ago +31 / -0

No joke, my wife's uncle had a house full of covid, so he went into quarantine assuming he'd come down with it eventually. Dude drinks like a fish, and with nothing to do he started hitting the whiskey stash even harder than normal.

Fucker never tested positive once. Kept going back for swabs, bloodwork, everything - all negative. He's convinced the cure for covid is Jameson straight.

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btzmacin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because trump team's lawsuit got rejected by the judge. I the state legislature called a hearing to investigate on Saturday but I can't find the outcome of that hearing anywhere.

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btzmacin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd love this, but he won't unless we can flip the house in 2022. Life's a bitch and then we die.

If we hold onto control of the senate, and the GOP doesn't immediately embrace their old buddy of 50 years, then maybe we can turn him into a lame duck. Then maybe the GOP can adopt some populist strategy and put together a concerted campaign to flip the house. Then maybe we can conduct a decent investigation into Biden's history as vice president that produces sufficient evidence to find him guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors (which the Ukraine insanity proved is a meaningless phrase).

The more likely scenario is for me to go across the street, buy as many guns as I can afford, and hunker down for the inevitable declaration that Joe's unfit to serve so long live President Harris. They can redistribute my wealth when they pry it from my cold, dead fingers, but I'll take a few of them with me.

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btzmacin 8 points ago +8 / -0

2 votes for GEOTUS in NJ (self and wife). My precinct went 87% for a side of beef last time so lets see what happens lmao.

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btzmacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course not. Its more important for people who are too dumb to gather some basic documents and stand in line for a non-driver ID card from the DMV to vote than for us to feel secure that our vote is counted. Simply wouldn't be fair to them if we got our IDs scanned and they couldn't.

Obligatory /s

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btzmacin 1 point ago +1 / -0

where you coming from, bro?

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btzmacin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, she completed the oath ceremony and registered to vote via NJ’s website. That said, the site didn’t give a confirmation number, and Passaic County board of elections isn’t picking up the phones (cos covid lol) so not 100% sure that it went through. Our county seat is Paterson, which just had a massively fraudulent vote-by-mail local election. Shenanigans wouldn’t surprise me.

Plan is for both of us to go in-person to fill out provisional ballots on election day. Gov Murphy declared that electronic voting machines can’t be used at all this year, everything is on the same paper ballots as the mail-ins. The whole thing smells like shit, tbh.

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btzmacin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most Cubans still on the island (and a few that made it here) don’t deserve it one bit. American citizenship is not a right, its something you strive to earn through sacrifice and working like a beast.

But yeah, you’re right, it feels hypocritical as fuck to have taken advantage of the lax border policies under Obama while decrying those same policies as a disaster for the country. For every one like my wife, untold thousand bottom-feeders made their way through. All we can do is keep working to earn what we’ve been given, and never forget what we came from.

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btzmacin 2 points ago +2 / -0

He came out swinging a little too hard at the start imo. Like he kept interrupting Biden while his train of thought was starting to waver.

More recently Biden started clapping back a little so Trump brought out the big guns (i.e., Hunter) and its been glorious.

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