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captain-shitpost 1 point ago +1 / -0

since as long as i've been an adult looking at real estate (well before the 2008 crash), the assessed value has never been close to the actual market value. this is pure fantasy.

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captain-shitpost 37 points ago +37 / -0

even crazier is the women coming out in his defense. brand was extremely promiscuous. banged tons of women. many women love him because he's popular. some BBC hack found women who posted themselves with brand on social media, and when these women said it was completely consensual, nothing bad, that they'd never seen him do anything abusive, etc... the BBC refused to even disclose that fact.

even worse, the identity of one of the anonymous accusers got leaked, and the lady has been in numerous of these kinds of scandals with a bunch of guys. there have been multiple abuse allegations by her against others that never went anywhere. she even has a police investigation and court order in one case finding her testimony to be "not credible".

brand will be up there with tucker... they tried to take him out, and it'll hurt for a bit, but in the end, he'll walk away much stronger.

as for the coordinated journalists trying to smear him, people need to start suing. this shit is absurd.

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captain-shitpost 8 points ago +8 / -0

the majority of all murder in america is committed by black people.

population adjusted, the vast majority of all violent crime in america is committed by black people.

they don't look at it as "violence is okay to use in self defense". they look at it as "violence is okay to use to force outcomes which we'll claim are about equality even when they aren't".

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captain-shitpost 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its a wonder how people like that still have jobs...

Racsim Racket Inc.

they bend over backwards to find racism in everything. move into the city? that's gentrification, you racist bigot. move out of the city? that's white flight, you racist bigot. anything you do, you're racist, and you must bend the knee and atone. it's nu-original-sin.

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

We emphatically reject the UK Parliament's demands

needs to be replaced next time with

We're disinclined to acquiesce to your request. It means "no".

while some of you might recognize that line from pirates of the caribbean, it was originally from 1600s UK era of Restoration Comedy and it's how they would tell someone to fuck off.

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captain-shitpost 4 points ago +5 / -1

this. it's no different than a poll tax claiming to use the money to fight voter fraud and election fraud.

no different than a tax on being gay, claiming to use the money to reduce pedophilia.

no different than a tax on a mosque, claiming to use the money to reduce islamic terrorism.

taxes on constitutional rights are plainly unconstitutional, even if those taxes are being used to purportedly stop something illegal that's adjacent to exercising that constitutional right.

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captain-shitpost 5 points ago +5 / -0

paxton himself is attorney general. he can unilaterally file criminal charges against the lot of them. that's literally within the executive authority of the attorney general. conspiracy, perjury, etc.

fucking hit back. their communist persecution won't stop until they're in shackles or the ground.

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

no. they only do that when the useful idiots have outlived their usefulness and become useless idiots. they've got quite a long way to go before then.

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captain-shitpost 11 points ago +11 / -0

stanford/UCLA ran multiple means test studies for years in law school. affirmative action INCREASES racism/sexism across the board, and INCREASES the achievement gap.

from a social standpoint, without affirmative action, you can still assume the black/female/whatever next to you is qualified. when you add affirmative action, a very large portion are wildly unqualified. everyone knows this. white beta cucks will virtue signal how it's false, but everyone else gets even more racist/sexist, especially blacks and women. everyone is noticing.

even nuttier, it creates this compounding vacuum effect at every level, where the lack of qualifications compound at every level. by the time you get into the higher echelons, the gap has grown to a chasm. and it irrationally elevates people into positions they're wildly unqualified for at all levels, reducing the number who pass the bar exam not just by relative numbers, but absolute numbers. so if without affirmative action, there are 10 blacks and only 4 pass, when affirmative action multiplies it to 30 blacks, you don't get 12 passing... you're lucky to get even 2.

the only time affirmative action "passes" means testing is when the final test gives points for affirmative action too. it's a pure fucking scam.

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

exactly. people this fat cannot sink any fathoms. fatties are literally unfathomable.

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captain-shitpost 1 point ago +1 / -0

even better if the guy doing it walks in and says...

watchoself foo, aye ayedentifaaaayaaaiii as DUH ONE N ONLAAAY PRES-AYE-DINT CA-MACHO!

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

entire purpose is to restrict travel. look at what china is doing right now with onion cities and social credit.

if your government worship score is too low:

  • you can't drive yourself, your license is suspended
  • you can't ride on any public transit, no buses, trains, or planes
  • you can't rent a vehicle
  • you can't get a taxi or an uber
  • you can't ride with other people because their score will be dinged just being close to you
  • if you don't already own a bicycle, no one will sell you one because doing a business transaction with you will ding their score
  • even walking by foot, you can't get closer into cities because they require social credit score thresholds to pass each checkpoint.
  • everything outside the city is suburban wasteland, and you can only travel by bike/foot, so you're not going anywhere.

in effect, you're imprisoned in public... a total shutdown of your ability to travel and move around anywhere. and they look at this as "not a violation of your rights" because the right to travel in most countries, including the US, is either non-existent or neutered.

they've already made this clear. combustion engine bans are already passed and coming up, yet there aren't enough rare earth metals on earth to transition even 10% of current cars on the road to electric. they're actively trying to imprison you from movement.

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captain-shitpost 11 points ago +11 / -0

it's bolshevik communist doublespeak for using any excuse to trick useful idiots to give up their freedoms one piece at a time. they will call themselves white when bashing whites themselves, but then when you call them out, they will say they're not white, they're jevvish and you're a bigot for noticing.

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captain-shitpost 1 point ago +1 / -0

need to drill some holes in the bottom portions... for venting air so they can breath of course, no other reason.

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captain-shitpost 1 point ago +1 / -0

you should have got vaccinated from covid, then you would have been able to get stabbed 100 more times.

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

still wouldn't have been as bad if she was vaccinated from covid 10 years later. seriously bruh, now even her corpse has covid.

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

or the guy who committed suicide by dropping a 200lb barbell on his neck while running on the treadmill at high speed... and then shot himself in the back of the head with a .45... twice. no gun found, but definitely suicide, amiright.

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captain-shitpost 0 points ago +1 / -1

holy fuck you have no idea what you're talking about. the hearing is already sufficient for slamming down the complaint and on response, summary judgment in a civil trial. a first year law student could write this complaint and get sanctions/fees against an attorney who denied the allegations in the response. where the fuck did you get your degree, wikipedia?

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captain-shitpost 0 points ago +1 / -1

are you fucking retarded? proceedings here are sworn. affidavits to open the impeachment are sworn.

sworn statements are made under penalty of perjury. and they would certainly provide grounds for a civil action of defamation.

and he's the attorney general, as soon as the suspension for the case is over, he himself can unilaterally file charges for perjury. that's directly under the authority of the attorney general of the state. he doesn't even have to ask anyone else. so if they do not engage is MASSIVE corruption to still impeach him, their lives are fucking over.

swing at the king, ye best not miss.

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captain-shitpost 2 points ago +2 / -0

the ads are garbage because the site is such shit tier that no remotely reputable company will run ads with them.

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captain-shitpost 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are protected from civil consequence

nah, it's still defamation. this wasn't some blog article that got printed on light information. this is a sworn statement which is a much higher weight of allegation. if that doesn't rise to the actual malice standard, then defamation law is dead.

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