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So this tennis match in Georgia was a genius trap? Ohh no no no nononono..... BAHAHAHA! by SpeakEasy
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catsfive 5 points ago +6 / -1

Same reason Dominion issued that press release.

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BREAKING: Marietta, GA: Warehouse burns all night, officials say 750 voting machines inside by catsfive
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catsfive 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm in the same boat... I'm getting 4hrs a night righ tnow

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Joe Biden’s Team Won’t Allow Pool Reporters to See Biden Go In or Leave Doctor Appointment After He Twists His Ankle – No Explanation Given ===> So what is really going on with Joe Biden? by djt808
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catsfive 1 point ago +2 / -1

Cindy McCain too

https://mobile.twitter.com/MajorPatriot/status/1333167172294762504?s=09

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Are Trump's lawyers preparing us for Military Tribunals? by Turd_Master
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catsfive 10 points ago +11 / -1

GreatAwakening.win

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See the comms? Trump taunting Biden: GET WELL SOOOOON... by catsfive
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catsfive 1 point ago +2 / -1

Mmm-hmm

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See the comms? Trump taunting Biden: GET WELL SOOOOON... by catsfive
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catsfive -1 points ago +2 / -3

Biden "twisted" his ankle... just like Hillary did... ANKLE MONITOR

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All right, which SIX of you did this?? by catsfive
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catsfive 1 point ago +2 / -1

C-c-c-c-combo breaker

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All right, which SIX of you did this?? by catsfive
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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

<becomes Hillary>

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Good Doggo by emjzero
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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ankle bracelet - same story as Hillary

https://twitter.com/paul_furber/status/1333165427032272897?s=19

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Good Doggo by emjzero
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catsfive 3 points ago +5 / -2

Ankle bracelet - same story as Hillary

https://twitter.com/paul_furber/status/1333165427032272897?s=19

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Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS! by catsfive
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catsfive 1 point ago +2 / -1

Your largest trading partner is cucked. Work it out :)

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Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS! by catsfive
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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

GET ON IT, pls!!

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Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS! by catsfive
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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

You'd have loved Alberta, back before it was destroyed

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Ok you statistics wizards out there: What are the chances this exact split between Trump and Biden happens 53 times in a row? Because, if you say STATISTICALLY ZERO, you are correct! by catsfive
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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm glad you're on our side

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How do we know they're dead? by catsfive
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catsfive 4 points ago +6 / -2

FUCK

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Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS! by catsfive
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catsfive 2 points ago +3 / -1

Heheh. I made sure my friends up there would be like, wut

But I made it that way to be the rest of Canada... Gotta subtract the cucks that think they're "voting with their pocketbook"

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Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS! by catsfive
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catsfive 4 points ago +5 / -1

We're your biggest trading partner and our economy is identical in size to Texas. What, you wouldn't want another Texas??

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Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS! by catsfive
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catsfive 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm OP, Canadian, lived in the US for 25 years and shot tons of guns, but up here they are not common. But I don't care. Whites of their eyes.

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Warning, Americans! If you invade Canada, your army will triple in size within 100 kilometers (that's 62.137 miles) inside our territory. PLS BRING LOTS OF EXTRA GUNS! by catsfive
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catsfive 19 points ago +20 / -1

Trudeau is

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** STACEY ADAMS IF TRUE!!! ** by catsfive
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catsfive 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's /pol/

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Hey, "Where's Barr?" Doomers faggots: Trump's elections EO requires a DNI report FIRST, by Dec. 18th. Then, within 45 days after that, AG Barr and DHS Dir Wolf are to send the president and the secretaries of state, defense and the treasury a report evaluating what to do next. STFU and HOLD THE LINE by catsfive
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catsfive 0 points ago +3 / -3

Can you feel that laser dot on your forehead?

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Hey, "Where's Barr?" Doomers faggots: Trump's elections EO requires a DNI report FIRST, by Dec. 18th. Then, within 45 days after that, AG Barr and DHS Dir Wolf are to send the president and the secretaries of state, defense and the treasury a report evaluating what to do next. STFU and HOLD THE LINE by catsfive
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catsfive 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's what the EO says! IT's kinda a "no later than" thing, I guink

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Hey, "Where's Barr?" Doomers faggots: Trump's elections EO requires a DNI report FIRST, by Dec. 18th. Then, within 45 days after that, AG Barr and DHS Dir Wolf are to send the president and the secretaries of state, defense and the treasury a report evaluating what to do next. STFU and HOLD THE LINE by catsfive
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catsfive 1 point ago +3 / -2

I mod the Q board

GreatAwakening.win

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Maybe you're not Lin Wood, or Sidney Powell, or General Flynn. Maybe you lost your hearing and couldn't serve. Or you're autistic, like me. BUT EVERYONE DOING THEIR PART IS STILL A HERO. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. And, goddamnit, it's an overwhelming honor to serve alongside you patriots! #MAGA! by catsfive
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catsfive 1 point ago +3 / -2

GreatAwakening.WIN

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Maybe you're not Lin Wood, or Sidney Powell, or General Flynn. Maybe you lost your hearing and couldn't serve. Or you're autistic, like me. BUT EVERYONE DOING THEIR PART IS STILL A HERO. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER. And, goddamnit, it's an overwhelming honor to serve alongside you patriots! #MAGA! by catsfive
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catsfive 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ha, that's hilarious. I don't care what nonsense someone formerly believed—if they can be convinced by what Trump's done and are, then they're cool with me. That's intelligence.

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