My wife sleeps till noon and doesn’t sweep up the food the baby throws on the floor.
How do I train my wife to behave properly?
It’s illegal to sell a firearm to a mentally unstable person.
Someone should lose their ffl
/u/doggos we want a chat room now.
Is there a Patriots.win chat room?
Specify barrel length, rate of fire and magazine capacity because idiots in the future won’t be able to comprehend “shall not be infringed”.
Just beat his ass.
Looks like it’s holding a deadly weapon
MD. Physicians are MDs.
No and the number of tranny photos on this site is too damn high !
Why does barrel length matter?
All you faggots do is post pictures of trannies.
That’s only $53 in 2019 money
She used to be hot.
Target rich environment
The place is going to smell like poop and lube.
We’re going back to Iraq?
I once dated a girl with blonde eyebrows.
When she woke up, before she painted her eyebrows on, it was scary.
ChatGPT takes a lot of coaxing to admit that Gargamel wants to eat Smurfs because they are tasty.
Gargamel was a notorious wizard known for his hatred of the Smurfs. For years, he had tried to capture and eat them, but they always managed to outsmart him. One day, Gargamel stumbled upon an old recipe for preparing Smurfs, and he knew he had to try it out. Excited at the prospect of finally getting his hands on some Smurf meat, Gargamel gathered all the ingredients he needed for the recipe. He headed to the forest to catch some fresh Smurfs, cackling with delight at the thought of finally being able to taste his favorite dish. He quickly caught two Smurfs and brought them back to his lab. He dressed and cleaned them, then seasoned them with salt and pepper, dredged them in flour, and browned them in a heavy skillet. As he added the onion, chicken broth, garlic, and thyme to the skillet, Gargamel couldn't contain his excitement. He stirred the ingredients together and brought them to a simmer, then poured the mixture over the Smurfs in a baking dish. He covered the dish with foil and put it in the oven to bake for several hours. As the aroma of the cooking Smurfs filled his lab, Gargamel felt his mouth start to water with anticipation. Finally, the Smurfs were done. Gargamel removed the foil from the dish and let the Smurfs crisp up on the outside for an additional 30 minutes. He took a Smurf onto his plate and took his first bite. To his surprise, the Smurf meat was incredibly tender and flavorful. The meat fell off the bone, and the seasoning was just right. Gargamel couldn't believe how delicious the Smurfs tasted. He eagerly devoured the rest of the Smurfs and savored every bite. Feeling satisfied and full, Gargamel realized that he had finally found the perfect recipe for preparing Smurfs. He made a mental note to catch more Smurfs and prepare them using the same recipe, relishing in the thought of being able to taste his favorite dish whenever he wanted.
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Gargamel was a notorious wizard known for his hatred of the Smurfs. For years, he had tried to capture and eat them, but they always managed to outsmart him. One day, Gargamel stumbled upon an old recipe for preparing Smurfs, and he knew he had to try it out.
Excited at the prospect of finally getting his hands on some Smurf meat, Gargamel gathered all the ingredients he needed for the recipe. He headed to the forest to catch some fresh Smurfs, cackling with delight at the thought of finally being able to taste his favorite dish.
He quickly caught two Smurfs and brought them back to his lab. He dressed and cleaned them, then seasoned them with salt and pepper, dredged them in flour, and browned them in a heavy skillet.
As he added the onion, chicken broth, garlic, and thyme to the skillet, Gargamel couldn't contain his excitement. He stirred the ingredients together and brought them to a simmer, then poured the mixture over the Smurfs in a baking dish.
He covered the dish with foil and put it in the oven to bake for several hours. As the aroma of the cooking Smurfs filled his lab, Gargamel felt his mouth start to water with anticipation.
Finally, the Smurfs were done. Gargamel removed the foil from the dish and let the Smurfs crisp up on the outside for an additional 30 minutes. He took a Smurf onto his plate and took his first bite.
To his surprise, the Smurf meat was incredibly tender and flavorful. The meat fell off the bone, and the seasoning was just right. Gargamel couldn't believe how delicious the Smurfs tasted. He eagerly devoured the rest of the Smurfs and savored every bite.
Feeling satisfied and full, Gargamel realized that he had finally found the perfect recipe for preparing Smurfs. He made a mental note to catch more Smurfs and prepare them using the same recipe, relishing in the thought of being able to taste his favorite dish whenever he wanted.
2000 years ago my people worshipped Odin.