2
catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a transfer payment from those that work, to those who do not.

1
catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wore my camouflage jacket last week through the airport. At the hotel there were some national guard types giving me the evil eye.

2
catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Army of Northern Virginia was the primary military force of the Confederate States of America in the Eastern Theater of the American Civil War.

I think in the Revolutionary War it was just the Continental Army Virginia regiments.

28
catvideos3 28 points ago +28 / -0

Romney isn’t a Republican. Neither is Murkowski.

Can we petition to have them removed from the party?

1
catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am governor Jerry Brown

My aura smiles and never frowns

Soon I will be president...

Carter power will soon go away

I will be Fuhrer one day

I will command all of you

Your kids will meditate in school

Your kids will meditate in school

California Über alles

California Über alles

Über alles California

Über alles Cali-California

Zen fascists will control you

Hundred percent natural

You will jog for the master race

And always wear the happy face

Close your eyes, can't happen here

Big Bro' on white horse is near

The hippies won't come back you say

Mellow out or you will pay

Mellow out or you will pay

California Über alles

California Über alles

Über alles California

Über alles Cali-California

Now It Is 1984

Knock knock at your front door

It's the suede denim secret police

They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp

You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp

Don't you worry, it's only a shower

For your clothes here's a pretty flower

Die on organic poison gas

Serpent's egg's already hatched

You will croak, you little clown

When you mess with President Brown

When you mess with President Brown

California Über alles

California Über alles

Über alles Californi

Über alles Cali-California

3
catvideos3 3 points ago +3 / -0

" Nothing in the world can take place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. "

-Ray Kroc

2
catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shouldn’t they be geosynchronous????

5
catvideos3 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think they hosed him off the streets after they ran over him with that tank....

3
catvideos3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s say their name out loud in remeberance.

What was their middle name?

2
catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but you could get a really nasty cold!!!

2
catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

The virus can’t get you if you are sitting down or eating food.

4
catvideos3 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is that one show about highschool on Netflix where it starts out somewhat normal, but a few episodes in everyone is gay and talking about using enemas to clean out their asshole for gay sex.

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›