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ceegee61718 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too. 'Cept I skipped the nails.

They play havoc on my digestive system.

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ceegee61718 18 points ago +18 / -0

Laughed out loud at this. And not just because I'm drunk in the morning.

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ceegee61718 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm actually playing this at 10:30 am.

The missus is gonna have to babysit me today.

🍷

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ceegee61718 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aw man. Thought I had that on there already.

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ceegee61718 3 points ago +3 / -0

Going out on my shield ⚔️

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ceegee61718 2 points ago +2 / -0

My wife is looking at me like I'm crazy because I CANNOT stop laughing at this one

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ceegee61718 15 points ago +15 / -0

Probably just a sip for this one.

Don't want people having to get their stomachs pumped (and then getting diagnosed with covid just for being in an emergency room).

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ceegee61718 5 points ago +5 / -0

Golden. I'm grandfathering it in and taking drinks to make up for past occurrences.

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ceegee61718 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't believe I didn't think of those. Nice

Also ...

Asian guy throws awkward kinda weak punches at a camera to the tune of "takin' down the SEESEE PEEEEE" - 1 drink

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ceegee61718 29 points ago +29 / -0

Drinking game:

"Honey badger" - 1 drink

Steve lectures his fans about "whining" when they disagree with him or a guest - 2 drinks

"Call the play, run the play." - 1 drink

Steve says "Ok ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hold on ..." our any variation thereof -1 drink

"(insert name), you're a hero" - 2 drinks

"What's your social media" - 1 drink

"We got 'em dead to rights' - 2 drinks

"Parful" ("powerful") - 1 drink

"We gotta bance" (bounce) - 1 drink

Feel free to add your own.

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ceegee61718 4 points ago +4 / -0

Use them to build gallows.

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ceegee61718 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I'm no lawyer, but ...

Wait, yes I am and that's fucking malicious prosecution.

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ceegee61718 7 points ago +8 / -1

Don't have telegram. Not getting telegram.

Anyone looking at these feeds?

What are these fuckers saying?

Nevermind. I'm pretty sure I know what those fuckers are saying.

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ceegee61718 2 points ago +2 / -0

Started his career with "Bosom Buddies". It was only a matter of time.

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ceegee61718 2 points ago +2 / -0

The 10 day investigation won't happen. It'd take the house and the senate, majority votes in each to get that going.

It'll be objections and some debate. They'll crown Biden by early next week.

The sun is setting. Hopefully it will rise again.

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ceegee61718 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are other ways to deal with this that don't involve our President bring brought down and imprisoned, which is what would happen if he did something like this.

Read Sun Tzu like he does ... it will show you the way.

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