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celicagod 37 points ago +37 / -0

Last guy had me in stitches. Guy: "This is a joke right?" Mark Dice: "Oh yeah it is, you're the first to get it"..." look at all these people that signed it." Guy "Well yeah they're all idiots"

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep seeing this... But I'm watching Sky News right now. I'm in Australia, so maybe that's why I can see it?

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celicagod 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did they borrow that stretcher from Sea World?

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celicagod 11 points ago +11 / -0

Holy shit my first Sticky! Glows with patriotism

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celicagod 7 points ago +7 / -0

No sorry they aren't.

Mondelēz International is one of the largest food manufacturers in Australia Brands which include Cadbury, The Natural Confectionery Co, Pascall, Philadelphia, and OREO. Australia operate six manufacturing plants in Suttontown (South Australia), Ringwood, Scoresby, and Croydon (Victoria), and Claremont and Burnie (Tasmania). Led by Darren O’Brien. President Australia.

So tell me again how we eat CHYNNNA Oreos?

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL I was just texting that to someone. Sour grapes and all... it's still pretty funny.

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celicagod 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah she was the tits, best heroine lead role ever without having to kick men in the balls so please feminist viewers. She was just that bad ass.

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLOCK19 huh? That's one based gun company : )

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celicagod 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just threw up on my keyboard.... Thanks.

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah it is a cheap as fuck Chink rifle. And Winchester doesn't sell parts anymore in Australia which sucks.

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celicagod 0 points ago +1 / -1

I make commie pigs like you squeal under my knife : )

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL my guns: Winchester 30/30 - .22 250 & .22 255 magnum, 12 Gauge Franchi, Norinco .22, Czech .22 & a 233 Savage from cunt hole USA. And guess what you don't need any of that when you have 3 dogs and a hunting knife you fucking pussy. Bawwww ha ha ha ha what a soft cock cunt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJknXkDwts

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't rely on spray and pray like you faggots. We can actually aim a rifle and kill you from a different zip code without filling the air with 30 tons of lead hoping to hit something like you homos.

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You and your millions of faggot koalas would starve in a blockade" BAWWWWWWWWWWWWW HA HA HA HA HA HA inhales HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! 25.7 Million people with the same land mass as the USA, and is a massive exporter of food to the world. Again BAWWWWW HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA : )

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vietnam just laughed at you and your statement. And I agree with them 100%.

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

No matter who you are, if you judge anyone, you have no excuse. When you judge another person, you condemn yourself, since you, the judge, do the same things. Romans 2:1

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe next time be a Fren, not a cunt to the knights watch. God sped fellow pede.

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celicagod 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sorry did I hurt your widdle feelwings, awwwww didums. What a fucking sook, no wonder your cunt-ry is fucked and overrun by commies like yourself.

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