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chadenfreude_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can’t tell if someone photoshopped his arms smaller

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chadenfreude_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oof, she should have disabled comments on her blog

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chadenfreude_ 12 points ago +19 / -7

Listen up, Pedes I’m gonna teach you a real power play:

In addition to practicing the art of cursive, own a fountain pen. When you’re sitting in a room full of powerful people, and you hand an executive (like a CEO) a fountain pen to sign something, and he’s staring at his hand, not knowing if he can sign his own name because he’s never used a fountain pen—congratulations, you just became the biggest swinging dick in the building.

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chadenfreude_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hear ya friend. The houses on my street have nearly doubled in value since we bought less than 10 years ago, the original neighborhood has been churning out as people are cashing in on the equity gainz. My sweet retired couple neighbors in a 1-story sold to a migrant family from California. Now there are 3 generations and a pair of annoying dogs living in the same space formerly occupied by a couple of senior citizens—there goes the neighborhood indeed.

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chadenfreude_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huntsman was diplomat to China, I wouldn’t have favored him either. Utah is getting cucked with all the transplants, and all the boomers are asleep at the wheel, voting with their membership records rather than spending 10 minutes to research the candidates (looking at you, faggot Mitt)

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chadenfreude_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

A disease so benign to healthy people that its symptoms go unnoticed and you need an invasive test to make a determination

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chadenfreude_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife and I think we’re asymptomatic, or already have the anti bodies. A few months ago our neighbors whole family ‘tested positive’ and were sick with the flu. Our kids ride the bus with theirs, and that week my wife and I got colds, but shook it off after 3 days or so (still worked, exercised, etc). Since then, we’ve had many guests that recently tested positive, but we don’t get sick. Guess it’s a mystery, since we’ll never submit to testing.

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chadenfreude_ 17 points ago +18 / -1

You know what’s better? A harmonious home where you and your spouse form a united front against the depravity and corrupting influence the left is trying to indoctrinate your children with.

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chadenfreude_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

How can these gals, who clearly live with so much excess, be so unreasonably dissatisfied?

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chadenfreude_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I enjoyed her portrayal as the warehouse manager in The Office

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