Absolutely going to use this.

I really wish Elon would just drop the schtick and join the administration in some capacity. He could do absolute wonders for the newly created Space Force.

I do live in Michigan and May 1st is when I take the mask off and stop listening to the news.

I don't really care anymore, this whole charade needs to end. If I get sick, I'll demand the Trump pills and move on with my life.

She needs to go during the next election cycle or before (petition to recall had over 200K signatures last time I checked).

WOMP WOMP

Gotta love Governor Whitler!

Yeah, these people reporting on others are getting so out of hand.

They're doing it under the guise of this virus but it's 100% due to their hatred of other people in general.

He is risen.

A fair point; this is mainly for laughs.

I'd much rather have something secure that is guaranteed not to lose value.

Or we develop a treatment with a 99% success ra- oh, wait. It already exists.

Also, I'm willing to bet good money that more people are immune than will get sick.

My god, the tendies would drop.

Could you imagine someone like Woods telling those dirty commies that their shit is over? The REEEEE heard round the world.

Unless they are too stupid to realize it OR they understand that if citizens actually knew this, his approval rating would be above 75%.

I would imagine this is what the Democrats were fighting him on (in regards to the Treasury using the money with oversight).

Immediately after signing the stimulus, he basically told them to fuck off and he is going to do it anyhow. https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/27/trump-congress-coronavirus-relief-oversight-152560

No, no, no.

Invest it, buy the dip. Do the exact opposite of what the overlords are preaching because that is what they are doing. Saying one thing and stoking fear while gobbling up stocks to build capital.

I prefer calling her Whitler.

BAWH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

Chinese Virus

Lmao he is giving exact numbers so they can't reeee about it

"Quiet." Lmaooo what a boss

Assuming she isn't already dead...

Is it legitimately because he loves illegal aliens, though? I would have to read something about this.

I'm not being condescending, I just haven't heard anything about that.

Care to enlighten me, my friend?

It gets better; Devin Nunes as Speaker of the House.

Silver Fox/Rand Paul 2024?

These people are absolutely ridiculous; like a pack of jackals.

Royal, for example, is down to 34 a share. Before this stuff? 135 a share.

People need to pay attention to the cruise line stocks; they've absolutely tanked recently but it's a pretty strong industry and they were all very strong before this coronavirus stuff.