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chickeninoven 4 points ago +5 / -1

Now post the ones from the Comet Ping Pong walls (now removed). You know, that family friendly pizza joint in the heart of that demon-infested rat's nest DC.

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chickeninoven 3 points ago +4 / -1

You think they care whether you live or die? Bitch, their only concern is now much they can wring out of your insurance or Medicare/Medicaid before they croak you.

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chickeninoven 3 points ago +4 / -1

Never touch a chick that wears retardedly huge AOC-style "I is smart" glasses.

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chickeninoven 9 points ago +10 / -1

They should just ship that stuff directly to the landfill and cutout the middle man.

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chickeninoven 1 point ago +2 / -1

When's that guy's due date?

by SCHULTZ
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chickeninoven 4 points ago +5 / -1

With the latest in automatic dildo technology, the enemy doesn't stand a chance.

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chickeninoven 1 point ago +2 / -1

Of course the metaverse is involved.

Physical travel isn't for you, bigot. We don't want you sullying our planet with your filthy cattle smell. You want to see nature? Strap on your VR set and do whatever you want. Be whatever you want. Explore the grand canyon as a transfurry two spirit. Just stay in your box.

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can't superspread from side to side, only front/back? Damn, ain't science sumpin.

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chickeninoven 7 points ago +8 / -1

Oi! You gotta loicense for that four inch thick mattress that smells of piss?

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chickeninoven 11 points ago +13 / -2

I'd.support his asshole being violated. He's a piece of shit.

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chickeninoven 5 points ago +6 / -1

No, it's "up to date", bigoooot.

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