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chungus47 1 point ago +1 / -0

I too have an ACR

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chungus47 1 point ago +1 / -0

Zomg! The Greeks must have planned this 4000 years ago!

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chungus47 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't they see the irony in socialists, people known to kill 100s of millions of people, not wanting murderers near them?

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chungus47 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could easily see that at night from an airplane.

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chungus47 16 points ago +16 / -0

Okay hear me out.

  1. Stick claymores in the babies that are detonated with 2 inches of penetration.

  2. Sell them to whoever wants them.

  3. Wait.

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chungus47 21 points ago +21 / -0

I definitely read that as "hair freestyling" and thought it was rad.

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chungus47 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct, it's like chess but the price of losing is getting hit in the face.

I have learned to love people that arbitrarily swing, they're predictable and easy to either kick right in the sternum or get them into a point where I can knee the fuck out of them. If there are multiple people I can knee one person and use them as a shield for the rest.

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chungus47 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's a long life, I'm sorry for your loss.

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chungus47 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish she was aborted. Is it too late?

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chungus47 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey you gotta build that shit up. My thighs are slightly bruised from some conditioning earlier this week.

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chungus47 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like to eat Thai hot Thai food and then go do Muay Thai and try not to vomit.

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chungus47 9 points ago +9 / -0

Want to join me? I'll be the guy on the side of the road in Sand People costume screaming while shaking a SCAR 17 in the air.

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chungus47 8 points ago +8 / -0

Plot twist: the ones getting the abortions were the slaves all along

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chungus47 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just stick the jellyfish between the overlords hands

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chungus47 3 points ago +3 / -0

It doesn't mean I have to be cordial. I've tried nice, it doesn't work.

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chungus47 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'll remember that when I pay $4/gallon for gas.

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chungus47 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least I don't need fucking cocoa butter to sustain life.

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chungus47 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you kill a pregnant woman you generally get 2 counts of murder, even as early as 6 weeks pregnancy. This has long been a precedent.

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