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CisSiberianOrchestra 47 points ago +47 / -0

I used to know a guy who divorced his wife when he found out that she'd gotten pregnant and aborted the baby without telling him.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 16 points ago +16 / -0

There was a subreddit devoted to that sort of thing called r/UnexpectedGimli

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +6 / -2

These types of threads always make me roll my eyes. This site is but a tiny corner of the internet. Acting like the only reason twitter still exists is because people here link to it is monumentally retarded.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 19 points ago +19 / -0

Context: Marvel Comics has recently had Captain America's arch-nemesis, Red Skull, quoting Jordan Peterson almost verbatim.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +6 / -3

Lead by example, tough guy.

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CisSiberianOrchestra -18 points ago +4 / -22

"I'm nOt a DoOmEr, i'M A rEaLiSt!"

Whenever I hear that, I wish it was physically possible to strangle someone through a computer monitor.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 37 points ago +46 / -9

It's a false equivalence, but he does have a point. Over the last few months I've seen this place become infested with bitchy, mopey doomers who act like there's no point in fighting or trying anymore and that we should all just lay down and die.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every day driving to work, I pass several billboards telling me to wear a mask and take the vaccine. I just wonder "who is paying for all of these ads?"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

I've been hearing "we're just a few years away from fusion power" since at least the early 1990s.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 86 points ago +86 / -0

Unelected and unaccountable health bureaucrats have basically been running this country for the last year.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +11 / -1

She's adorable and sharp as a tack. I miss watching her break out that binder and making the White House Press Corps look like dumbasses.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

No way I'm going on a cruise if I have to do that shit. I'll just find some nice beachside resort (that doesn't require masks or vaccines) if I want to go on vacation somewhere, either that or go snowboarding.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +10 / -1

The sun must have been shining very brightly that day because she got a tan between frames 2 and 3.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's no shortage of busybodies here who like to police what products and entertainment other users consume. Their numbers have risen sharply in the last few months.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yuri Bezemov did say that once the revolution is over, the "useful idiots" are lined up against the wall and shot.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every day on my drive to work, I pass probably 10 billboards reminding me to wear a mask and get vaccinated.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

I was about to ask why the guy in the middle is making out with a basketball.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have an uncle who once caddied a practice round for the Masters at Augusta.

He told me that as beautiful as Augusta looks on television, it's even more beautiful in person.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

From the article:

But Stallone recently replied in a comment to a fan on Instagram of “Creed III,” “It will be done, but I won’t be in it. Keep punching.” His rep then confirmed to The Hollywood Reporter that he won’t be in the film.

That's a pretty big omission, considering that Rocky Balboa is Adonis Creed's trainer and mentor. I wonder how Rocky's absence will be explained. I hope they don't just say that he died.

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