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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Guess what, Dementia Joe? Last year my family celebrated Independence Day completely normally. There were about 30 people there, nobody wore masks or social distanced, and we all had a great time. We will be doing the same this year.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw the thread title and immediately thought "What does a baseball team have to do with this?"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 67 points ago +67 / -0

I fucking guarantee if Trump wrote a book about his time in office, it would be the highest-selling presidential memoir of all time.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +3 / -1

Reddit is going to absolutely melt down. I'll need to make sure I'm stocked up on popcorn.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was talking more about the incessant dooming, demoralization shilling, and ideological purity testing.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

This site has really gone to shit over the last few months. It's sad to think what this place was like just 6 months ago compared to what it's like now.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 18 points ago +19 / -1

Miller the Killer is incredibly based, and he's been one of Trump's most loyal staffers.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, that happened. In the 1980s he was invited to host SNL after leaving the show to pursue a movie career. Apparently, he was a complete asshole to everyone during rehearsals. He almost got into a fistfight with Bill Murray after he compared Bill Murray's facial complexion to the surface of the moon. It was such a nightmare for the cast and crew of SNL that after the episode aired, Lorne Michaels said that Chevy Chase would never again be invited to host SNL.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Dammit, Hunter. If you want parmesan cheese that badly just go to the damn refrigerator!"

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's also notorious for burning bridges. Pretty much everybody who works with him ends up hating his guts because he's such an asshole to everybody around him.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a guy who drinks more than he should, and I rarely get sick. It's been 3 years since I had something as mild as a cold.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Baseless sexual misconduct allegations are a time-honored tradition for the Democrats. They've been doing it for literally decades. At the Clarence Thomas hearings they tried to paint him as a rapist because he once asked a coworker out on a date.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 20 points ago +20 / -0

Cringiest thing I've seen in a while.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 34 points ago +34 / -0

Mar-A-Lago is a country club. It often hosts weddings.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 1 point ago +3 / -2

The glowfags are easy to spot. They're the ones who angrily berate other users for "doing nothing", and then when asked what they're doing they either don't respond or dodge the question. Extra points if they use terms like 1776 or Tree of Liberty.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 75 points ago +75 / -0

Whenever a company loses sales after making a woke political statement, they never admit they screwed up. If anything, they'll double down.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's actually a pretty good joke. And accurate.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

Another thing I agree with him on. While I enjoy a nice butt and a nice pair of legs, I'm definitely a boob guy.

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