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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

35-cycle PCR tests, lying skank bitch.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grand solar minimum. About every 500-1000 years. Get ready for a little ice age for the rest of your life.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking love granola. You know what’s the best? Granola and yogurt with warm blueberries. Goddamn. So good.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s my favorite line! “I’m sorry that you think I owe you an apology. There: I apologized.”

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +7 / -6

Totally. Like the ones that survived the masturbation machines. Or the holocoasters. Remember when they said the Jews were made into soap and that their hair was used to make beds for Nazi wives, and that their skin was used to make lampshades? Wow. Scary. But in the end, we all know it’s true that the Nazis used a delousing powder used all over the world to kill six million Jews. Or something like that. But only in the camps uncovered by the Soviets, not the Allies. Anyways, it’s against the law to question any of it, and the media never lies about anything, so just put your mask back on. All the way. Yes over your nose. That’s it. Move along.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a cold, bro. Make some chicken soup, or something.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 8 points ago +8 / -0

Detroit, Cleveland, Washington DC, Chicago, New Orleans. Same problem, same result.

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