Here’s one:

A Jewish guy and a Chinese guy are sitting in a bar. Jewish guy punches the Chinese guy and says “That’s for Pearl Harbor!” Chinese guy says “that was the Japanese!” Jewish guy says “Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, all the same to me.” Chinese guy thinks for a minute, then punches the Jewish guy and says “That’s for the Titanic!” The Jewish guy says “The Titanic was sunk by an Iceberg!” Chinese guy says “Iceberg, Greenberg, Goldberg, all the same to me!”

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Genesis 5:1-2. That’s all the authority I need. Two sexes: male and female. No “gender fluids”, no “identity” those are all the Devil’s tricks.