That dude's arms are bigger than their legs.
I need to watch more South Park to see what other things they predicted. the writers seem to be some type of time travelers.
Just crack open a case, pour liberally all over the blades. Let the electrolytes work their magic.
Friends to the end, Jen.
This is good advice. Garden hose attached to tailpipe, looped back through a tiny slit in the car window for maximum efficiency. It's all about being green. We each must do our part.
They blow up these casinos every 20 years or so. Sometimes a lot sooner, long before the building is actually obsolete.
Does she even circle back? Later that day, etc. I'm starting to think circle back is another way to say fuck off. Remember, when we we're kids the mom would say "we'll see..." whenever you wanted something. That meant no.
Only the final total counts ๐ We just need to find our version of a Hawaiian judge to rule in our favor!
Can you imagine Pelosi handing over the speaker's gavel to new Speaker of the House Donald Trump. She would cry I bet. We could feast off her tears for the next 20 years. And then Trump proceeds to impeach Obama and Biden each, twice in a row so he could tear down all his museums, monuments, anything with his name on it.
"The bill specifically prevents federal funds from being used to create or display any symbol, monument, or statue commemorating any former President that has been twice impeached by the House of Representatives"
Now all Trump has to do is get impeached one more time...
Biden is waiting until the big thaw I bet
Gondor sends for aid! Three days later the turtles are just sitting around, doing nothing, haven't moved an inch. Gondor is destroyed.
Men's public restrooms are horrible. Better to long range piss from at least three feet away if possible.
Mitch McConnel chairmen head
Paul Ryan co-chair
Mitt Romney executive co-chair
Nikki Haley assistant executive to the executive co-chair
- Probably
We all predicted this long in advance and knew it was coming, but it's somehow surprising to actually see the data. What a fucking joke our health officials are.
Going on the offense is much more fun than playing defense, isn't it? Playing defense all the time sucks. You'll never win just playing defense. This isn't football where you can return interceptions for touchdowns.
2021 - The Suckening
Good news, only 318 days left until the movie is over. Bad news, there will be a sequel. Oh and we're out of popcorn.
On Wednesday Nikki Haley attempted to reach out to Trump at Mar-a-Lago. In completely unrelated news, on Tuesday, Nikki Haley received her very first set of approval rates from internal republican polls. ๐
She's acting like a vindictive ex. Soon she'll try to take half of Mar-a-Lago.
You must not transport your family to a warmer climate either before returning to your home state. The family must needlessly suffer. These rules imposed by the democrats, they only apply to republicans.
He exists. I guarantee Rush took care of Mr. Snerdley and his family. They go way back.
Some Puerto Rican in NY flipped Schumer the bird or insulted him probably. ๐ He's like, no statehood for you!
Did I miss something, has the great uniter and leader of all states in union visited Texas yet? Why should Biden get a pass but not Cruz. A person from the White House mentioned they called a lid really early this morning because of light snowfall and are done for the day.
I had a chance to see them blow up a casino in Vegas. This was years ago and there was huge crowd for it. It's actually pretty amazing to watch and experience.