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commie_asshoe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Seinfeld is solid. He doesn't apologize for anything, he's too successful to give a shit, and he's definitely had it with cancel culture. He's one of the few old school comedians left who remembers when comedy was comedy, and nothing was off-limits.

Letterman had him on his shitty "Dave panders and talks to various D-listers about how much they hate Trump for 45 minutes" show on Netflix, and tried to prod Jerry into a political discussion, and he wasn't having it. He didn't take the bait and just shut the whole conversation down immediately, saying he doesn't do political humor because it's not funny, it's just pandering and you're always going to lose half the audience no matter which way you go. More comedians and musicians should remember that.

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commie_asshoe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, I'm not extremely active, mainly because I've been trying to use the internet less in general the past year or two. I come here for information, but don't post or comment as often as most, so I worry about coming across that way, but I've been here since the beginning, and was on the original TD since 2016.

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commie_asshoe 61 points ago +61 / -0

They won't deny fraud, they'll do what they always do: project. We'll hear 4 more years of how Trump stole the election. Twice.

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commie_asshoe 25 points ago +25 / -0

Well now I laughed at this. But I don't have a dog, anyone know what I'm supposed to do?

Fuck it, I'm going to the next room to get my own damn cookie.

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commie_asshoe 29 points ago +29 / -0

That was the most infuriating part of that whole exchange to me. No, you fucking nitwit, it isn’t working. You know how you can tell? Because when it’s working, they don’t call you out on it.

That she can sit there with that smug look on her face and basically say “Yes, group of black people, I just lied to your faces to try to win your votes, not by saying I was going to actually do anything to help you, but I think you’re stupid enough to vote for me because I said I like hot sauce.” Then has the gall to laugh when they say she’s just pandering, and say “well, was I right? Are you that stupid?”

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commie_asshoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is art.

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commie_asshoe 18 points ago +18 / -0

Yeah! And maybe everyone could agree to give up a small percentage of their Super Fun Snack Zone ticket allotment every 2 weeks, as a way of paying for this service as a community!

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commie_asshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just curious, what makes you say that? I’m in NV01, I can’t vote for her anyway, so I haven’t looked into her heavily or anything, but on the surface she seemed really solid.

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commie_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because these are people with no drive or purpose in life. They strive to be upset and outraged at all times because it makes them feel important to stand up to an imaginary oppressor.

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commie_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was my first thought. "Look at this totally natural expression of vulnerability and frustration that we just happened to arrive just in time to get a perfectly-framed shot of!" Give me a fucking break. Who does this shit actually work on?

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commie_asshoe 19 points ago +19 / -0

I just had a really shitty fucking day, I was in a miserable mood, and this is the first thing I see when I get home. Completely turned me around, I went from scowling and just wanting to go to sleep for the next 2 days to laughing hysterically. I love you guys.

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commie_asshoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

What are you a fucking mask salesman? Every comment I see from you is this shit, give it a rest.

by bm_57
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commie_asshoe 8 points ago +8 / -0

He already apologized. Fuck. They’re going to eat him alive now. Come on Bryan, never apologize to the mob...if you’re going to fight the crazies, that’s lesson one.

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commie_asshoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a great little Mexican place down the street that we used to go to all the time. Best fucking tamales I've ever had in my life, these things are unreal, and the service is always outstanding. They were closed completely during the shutdown, not doing takeout orders, but they're finally allowed to open tomorrow. We're going there as soon as they open the doors and someone is getting an enormous tip...and someone else is going to spend the rest of the night in a tamale coma.

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commie_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said something like that yesterday. I was talking to my wife and we were excited that we were going to be able to go to a restaurant again and shop inside stores starting tomorrow. I commented on how sad it was that we're so excited that she's simply allowed to walk into a craft store to buy paint or yarn again. They take everything away from us for 2 months and then they give back 10% of it and we almost thank them for it. Pathetic.

by Mawrak
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commie_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got 'im!

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commie_asshoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nevada, masks aren't required by the state, but my employer is as batshit cucked as it gets. They were already starting to phase in this bullshit about a month before the lockdown.

An alternate reply to your question would be, "Apparently...CHYYYNA"

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commie_asshoe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not necessarily related, but Governor Pussylak just out of the blue up and decided to start opening Nevada this Saturday, ahead of schedule, rather than relying on Newsom to make the decision for him as he's been doing thus far.

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