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https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-uk-confirms-two-cases-of-another-new-variant-linked-to-south-africa-12171410

I guess people weren't properly scared by the new mutation. Now, there's a 3rd strain. This one is really bad. Now it's an emergency. Trust them.

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I went to the ALDI for some eggs. Had been at Walmarts, but the eggs and milk are cheaper at the ALDI.

As I waited in line, a woman who weighed a few tons if she weighed a pound started loudly talking to the checkout lady, complaining to her about me not wearing a mask. The checkout lady loudly said she wouldn't say anything because last time she did, the person spit in her face.

Two Ton Tina said she is going to say something because it's "literally a matter of life and death." I was ready with some retorts.

If you're concerned about your life, it's a good idea to lose a few tons.

You're concerned about me, but you're endangering bears' lives around the country. They're trying to hibernate, but your body has land locked a significant portion of the world's blubber supply. Those poor bears are going to freeze.

I see now that Sea World has closed, you whales have dispersed around the country. Have you found work? I hear they need a Jabba the Hutt for a new Star Wars movie - if you lose some weight, you'd be perfect for the part.

I didn't have to use any of the retorts. As she power walked towards me to say something, I gave her what I call the Chicago Glare. She stopped dead in her tracks - no small feat bringing that much momentum to a halt - turned around, walked out of the store.

I wonder who is going to die. She said it was "literally a matter of life and death" that I wasn't wearing a mask. Literally.

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My response: "Get a job?"

I was temp banned from r/unemployment for "an unhelpful response."

If you need money, how is a job not helpful?

Just received the annual Christmas card from my aunt and uncle. In it, they wish me a "happy and safe holiday season."

Um, WTF happened to Christmas? Since when is the "holiday" wish "be safe?" Christmas is a remembrance and celebration of Christ, who died for our sins. When God takes flesh to be crucified to protect you, you're protected.

They both voted Trump, but they watch CNN a lot. My aunt is terrified to leave the house, hasn't seen her grandkids, except through the window, since March. They dislike Trump, but realize leftist policies are the shits.

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Watch this video of Governor Abbot (TX) reporting on the vaccine.

People wear the mask muzzle until they speak, which is when they remove the mask. When speaking, if the mask worked, that would be the most critical time to wear it, the time when more breath/particles are being expelled.

Note as Abbot is telling people they must take the vaccine and wear masks, he's not wearing a mask.

"But they have to wear masks when they speak or they can't be understood."

Hogwash. Also, the sign language interpreter isn't speaking. He isn't wearing a mask.

The muzzle masks are for show, to remind people to be afraid.

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Friday, people on the left said it was over. The TX lawsuit was rejected. That's it. Trump lost.

Monday, people on the left said it was finally over. The electors voted for Biden. Trump';s electors didn't count. That's it. Trump lost. Hold on, that means the Friday "Trump lost" wasn't true.

Tuesday, people on the left said McConnell's congratulations to Biden/Harris was the body blow that finally put Trump's hopes to rest. Hold the F on! That means the Monday claim of Trump's defeat wasn't true.

Why should anyone believe Tuesday's claim is true?

Left: "Trust us. This time it's really the end."

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It's so bad that small businesses have to remain closed. People have to lose their jobs and livelihood because of shut downs. According to NFL announcers, "the players have the same experience with Covid as everyone else."

Oh yeah? The NFL racists are still playing, still making millions.

If this is about safety., if the virus is so dangerous, why are games still being played in pro sports? I can't gather with my family for Christmas, but NFL racists can gather to play a game.

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In the old days of the Roman Empire, a soldier was on the way to battle. He had his spear, sword, shield, helmet, armor, and his comrades - thousands strong. On the way to the battle site, he found a walking stick, picked it up.

"Boy," he thought (except in Latin), "I can use this to fight, too."

When he arrived at the battle ground, he realized he had lost the walking stick.

The Romans won the battle. The soldier killed dozens of the enemy with his sword, spear, shield, helmet, armor, comrades.

TX is a weapon we picked up about a week ago. We lost that weapon. Now we should give up? When this started, we didn't have the TX lawsuit, yet everyone was still fighting. Now, suddenly, we can't fight without the walking stick?

Cut it out.

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They keep bringing on "legal experts" who claim Rudy makes mistakes "even a first year law student wouldn't make." He's incompetent, doesn't know how to file a case, can't write a legal argument.

They're going to an absurd, over board level with criticism from people who aren't qualified to hold Rudy's pencil in a court room.

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I will call it joebiden.lost.

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He told me even if I don't have Chinese Wuhan, it makes him feel better if I wear the mask. It's not my right, he says, to endanger his life. Even making him nervous that I might have CW and spread it to him is dangerous to him. Therefore, it's his right to force me to wear a mask - there should be mask mandates and fines for not wearing a mask.

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She said she hates him - the way he looks, the way he talks (just his voice). She says he's rude, crude. She can't stand him.

Yet she voted for him because she and her family work in the oil industry, and he's good for industry while Biden would be a disaster.

She said she closed her eyes when she dropped her mail in ballot - for Trump - into the mail box.

People who hate Trump voted for him, but we're to believe Biden won in a landslide.

On a Reddit about being frugal, someone asked if it's OK to tip postal carriers. There were multiple responses about it only being allowed to a certain amount because the government is great at stopping corruption - that's why there is no corruption.

Then someone posted (except for Trump) that the current head of USPS was appointed by Trump after giving Trump a large donation. Then Trump tried to use the USPS to steal the election by blocking mail in ballots.

I replied that there if proof the USPS worked to help Biden win, that the mail ins were full of fraud in favor of Biden, but Trump is working to stop the steal. Immediately the mods stepped in, telling me "this is no place for political posts".

Calling Trump corrupt, projecting the fraud onto Trump - that's not political.

Stating the facts - that's political.

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It's i before e except after c or when sounded like a as in neighbor and weight. And Biden didn't win the election. GEOTUS Trump did.

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Logged into my pinterest account today. There were unread messages. These were "updates" with images of "teenage boy hair styles."

I am not a teenage boy, nor do I own one. I have little hair...cannot have a hair "style". This content is targeted to me - as someone who has 0 interest in this content.

BTW, the first image of a "teenage boy hair style" was an image of a bald woman.

Maybe Pinterest runs on Dominion servers.

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Some Ted Talker posted his Ted Talk on Reddit.

"Since everyone has experienced grief in 2020, I gave a Ted Talk on how to deal with grief."

I pointed out to this leftist driveler that I have experienced no grief this year. Nothing has changed for the worse, and even when bad things happen, I don't grieve, I don't get upset. Even when a loved one dies, I celebrate the life rather than grieve the death.

Ted Tallker told me I was wrong, EVERYONE experienced Covid grief this year.

Well, if I didn't, then it's not everyone.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlRvK5Jg250

You'll see Dominion's game show score system in action at 6:00.

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...so I'm ordering food from a restaurant, where strangers will prepare and touch all the food.

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I thought she was saying, "release the crack head", preparing to represent Hunter Biden.

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Local messageboard Kingwood.com had an election contest. The guy who runs the board has paid the people who bet Biden. He said "if something changes drastically" and Trump is declared winner and has a second term, he will pay out to those who bet on Trump, eat the cost.

Better get some salt, pal. You'll be eating.

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The Tampa Bay game this week had a "special officiating crew," All of them were black guys. It was purposely done.

Here's what the racist on field reporter said. "Some little boy or girl of color will see this officiating crew and say, 'that could be me'."

How special. Ask yourself what would happen if it were found out any sports league purposely created an all white officiating crew.

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It means Trump won, and the leftists are worried as it's being proven.

If Trump lost, if he had conceded or nothing were happening with the proof of cheating, you wouldn't care what Powell or Trump's legal team were doing now. Nobody would care.

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Proverbs 27:17 Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.

It's easier to control dull people.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoyRZ-PeapM

As always, not one image of a crowded hospital, not one second of video of a crowded hospital. The story includes some stock images of people doing medical looking stuff; a guy in a gown giving the reporter, who looks like he's in a plague movie, a tour of empty rooms; and a few seconds of a guy coughing.

Many who see the video will remember seeing crowded hospitals. That's a mind trick - show hospitals, say they're crowded. "I saw them give a tour of the crowded hospital!" Yeah, but the tour showed only one patient. People will forget that, forget what they didn't see.

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Dominionvoting.com sets the record straight, claims there was no cheating. It's impossible for their machines to switch votes.

See? Al Capone did nuddin' wrong. He said so.

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