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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's in shock. Who can blame her? A whole fucking loaf!

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Back in 2008, a colleague and I went to a government office in Alabama to get IDs that would let us into another government office. The employee with whom we spoke, who looked a lot like Kwintisha, said she couldn't help us because "I get off at 3." It was 2:45.

When we went back the next day, someone else actually helped us in way under 15 minutes.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh yeah. Totally spreaders.

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consumptiveballerina 7 points ago +7 / -0

Idk, I like "cunt." Because I'm a cunt.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would have used the word "dumb." But I'm not arguing with Californians.

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consumptiveballerina 19 points ago +19 / -0

Then they look like surprised Pikachu every time their tricks are turned against them. Every fucking time.

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consumptiveballerina 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ukrainians should start committing a few rapes. Then Sweden will change their minds.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the troops are vaxxed so they're gonna drop dead anyway.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I the only one who thinks the tweets weren't even mean??

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know exactly what you mean. I'm looking for jobs now that I'm almost finished with my master's. I used to work for one of these gigantic DOD contractors, but I refuse to do that anymore. I'm kind of glad this Ukraine shit is kicking off because I wasn't sure. Now I definitely know I don't want back in that world.

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consumptiveballerina 28 points ago +28 / -0

Too bad she just got her fifth booster.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have friends who work for LM. Last I heard, everybody has to mask up but nobody has to get the poison.

I guess if they don't bend over, the company doesn't get those sweet, sweet war-machine deals.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's never trusted doctors, so I doubt it. The cancer was quite advanced by the time they caught it, because he doesnt see doctors.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

What does that even mean? Ukraine killed itself via overdose after threatening a pregnant woman with a gun?

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consumptiveballerina 9 points ago +9 / -0

The flag was fair warning.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was wondering if this is why Asian men have such small penises, but the article said only the oil is the problem, but tofu or edamame.

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consumptiveballerina 5 points ago +5 / -0

I miss the way he said RUSHAH, too.

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