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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

France is showing some balls, too. WTF has happened to the world? These are good things, but no nation should be kicking our butts in freedom and nationalism.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Army exchange started requiring masks again. However, they're NOT requiring social distancing this time for unmasked people eating. It's a good thing the virus can't spread if you have food in your mouth.

Then we went to the commissary and no signs said anything about masks. I saw a lot of based, unmuzzled patriots, but most people were masked. My husband reminded me that the mandate is DOD-wide, but fuck that. They can't make me.

I don't know how he can possibly reconcile the alleged virulence of the coof with the fact that I STILL have not gotten it. When we started sending our daughter to day care, I caught everything she brought home, including pinkeye. I had hand-foot-and-mouth disease TWICE as an ADULT, ffs. The first time is supposed to make you immune. I haven't been sick in almost two years. There is NO pandemic!

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here. And I've never contracted any of those diseases, let alone spread them to anyone. It's almost like vaccines are supposed to work that way.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm waiting for the headlines about people catching the coof from dead bodies. Of course, they'll all be false, just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING we've heard about the virus.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

Around here striped loaves get left on the stairs.

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEE you superspreader REEEEEEEEEEE!

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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's China? Is that over near West Taiwan?

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consumptiveballerina 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm anti- globohomo medical experimentation and herd mentally virtue signaling.

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Washington comPost couldn't find it, so it must not exist!

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