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What if Bender was really huge?
France is showing some balls, too. WTF has happened to the world? These are good things, but no nation should be kicking our butts in freedom and nationalism.
The Army exchange started requiring masks again. However, they're NOT requiring social distancing this time for unmasked people eating. It's a good thing the virus can't spread if you have food in your mouth.
Then we went to the commissary and no signs said anything about masks. I saw a lot of based, unmuzzled patriots, but most people were masked. My husband reminded me that the mandate is DOD-wide, but fuck that. They can't make me.
I don't know how he can possibly reconcile the alleged virulence of the coof with the fact that I STILL have not gotten it. When we started sending our daughter to day care, I caught everything she brought home, including pinkeye. I had hand-foot-and-mouth disease TWICE as an ADULT, ffs. The first time is supposed to make you immune. I haven't been sick in almost two years. There is NO pandemic!
Same here. And I've never contracted any of those diseases, let alone spread them to anyone. It's almost like vaccines are supposed to work that way.
I think they're actually berry. Perhaps blue berries?
You're at -2.
Yep. Zero in 39 years.
OMG! He literally almost died!
I'm waiting for the headlines about people catching the coof from dead bodies. Of course, they'll all be false, just like EVERY OTHER FUCKING THING we've heard about the virus.
Around here striped loaves get left on the stairs.
The vaxx will probably kill him before then.
Love you, too.
REEEEEEEEEEEE you superspreader REEEEEEEEEEE!
Where else are you going to meet a BIPOC gender-fluid mermaid queen-king?
Oh, shit. It wasn't me, was it?
What's China? Is that over near West Taiwan?
I'm anti- globohomo medical experimentation and herd mentally virtue signaling.
You love to not see it.
KEK, they still have that?
Did they have speedwalking at some point in the past? I can't remember.
Some bullshit world stage where American athletes can demonstrate to the entire planet how much they hate America.
Those are the grunka-lunkas.
The Washington comPost couldn't find it, so it must not exist!
Work makes you free.