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consumptiveballerina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can see how GEOTUS would have cut down on my dating pool, if I were single. He raised the bar bigly on how a man should be.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet she won't even look at a guy who makes less than 250K.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

ToXiC mAsCuLiNiTy REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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consumptiveballerina 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am also Asian, and I was really mystified as to what being Asian has to do with the fake pandemic. Then I was like, oh yeah. CHY-NAH.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

They just want to go the fuck home.

I hope there are blankets in the parking garage, 'cause snowstorm's a-comin'.

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consumptiveballerina 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love cats because, like me, they don't care about your feelings.

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to admit I haven't read that one. But doesn't it show how much racism sucks?

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consumptiveballerina 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know you're a strong Democrat candidate when "he sexually assaults grown women" is a DEFENSE.

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consumptiveballerina 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don't remember who said it, but "don't make fun of people who speak broken English. It means they know another language."

Except for Xiden. He doesn't know any languages.

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